"Cello Scrotum" a made up condition - who knew?

Some players, bizarrely, see it as a badge of pride, rather than an unpleasant lump caused by excessive gripping of the instrument with the head and shoulder.

That’s what she said!

That can be fixed with a tuba Preparation H.

This thread = the gift that keeps on giving!!

Huzzah to you Sir - well played!

The BBC article on this is the best news story I’ve seen all year – both for the content and the fun the sub-editors were clearly having.

Crosshead: Scrotal flak
Caption of the picture of cello player: Apparently, doing this isn’t likely to damage the scrotum.

GOLDEN.