See here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28893909/
Never heard of it - or guitar nipple for that matter - so am a little perplexed at the need to “clear the air” - but amusing nonetheless…
From the article, referring to one of the doctors who 'fessed up to the hoax:
Boy - not much of a social life, eh? 
Somewhere, Yo-Yo Ma breathes a sigh of relief and adjusts his, err, Stradivarius.
…and as for Guitar Nipple…I was thinking of that thread OpalCat started asking where to put her boob when playing acoustic…
I found myself wondering if Guitar Nipple mostly affects players who stand up or sit down. Is it worse for electric users or acoustic? We need to know these things!
Yes, but what of tuba rectum?
Well, I’ve had belt-buckle rash, but never Guitar Nipple. I think that to get the Dreaded Guitar Nipple standing up, you would have to be one of those guys who wear your guitar or bass up at your neck - like Tom Morello in Rage Against the Machine or those New Wave bassists back in the day…
Sitting down - well, that could be a whole 'nother ergonomic issue! But Jimmy Page never suffered from no Guitar Nipple - same with Johnny Ramone!!
I am SOOOOO glad I didn’t have any iced tea in my mouth when I read this!
Bwahhh! 
I’ve been suffering this for a few days. Made a pot o’ chili last weekend…
(rectum? Damn near killed 'em! :D)
I’ll bet Gerry Marsden never did either, but for the opposite reason!
What… she doesn’t need a capo?
STOP THAT! Between you and d_quench, I am going to damage my keyboard!
Hey, **lieu **- what if a boy with Cello Scrotum met a girl with Risotto Vagina??
(sorry for those not in the know - there was an infamous thread where a former Doper asked why his risotto tasted like vagina and **lieu **asked him how his waitress transported it to the table…:D)
You guess is as good as mine… Stradivari gently?
Guitar nipple! I want that!
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(Cello scrotum and guitar nipple would make pretty good band names, IMHO.)
Merged second thread into this one. Meanwhile I’m hoping we can wipe out Banjo Taint in my lifetime.
Ooh. What color is the ribbon for that one?
There’s two of them, sorta brownish, and they’re squished together.
I wonder if Cello Ova is also a myth.
Yeah, but what about Accordian Boob?? (good one, by the way!)
**ShelliBean **- the ribbon for Cello Scrotum is a dusky pink, but don’t ask why it has that texture…oop!! **Marley **beat me to it!
The above conditions may not exist, but a violinist I once knew complained about “violin hickey”.
Just an extra fold in the toilet paper should do the trick…
