They wear golden coats that shine like the sun. They carry around cross-like signs which they post in people’s yards, spreading the truth. When they think of their mansion in God’s kingdom, they are able to picture the 4 BR 3.5 bath on a two-acre lot like no one else.
But it wasn’t until I heard the commercial last night when they spoke proudly of their 144,000 agents that I knew…they are the Ones.
It couldn’t be a coincidence that their parent company rhymes with theology.
And it’s headquartered in Parsippany, NJ, where a man named M. Luther is the mayor.
And now is truly their time! Or at least their century.
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Actually, I think a multi-year plague of non-sales is about to descend upon them & their kind. The lamentations upon the land shall be loud & long. And surely their numbers shall dwindle.
In case of rapture, this open house will be unmanned.