I would love to be Jude Law. Then I’d do some serious catching up with my mirror - ‘Gawd I’m beautiful!’
Tequila, to see what it’s like to be a hot girl having sex with a hot guy, or girl.
Or Angelina Jolie, to see what it’s like to be a hot girl having sex with a dweeb.
Or Nicole Kidman, to see what it’s like to be a hot girl who used to have sex with a dweeb.
Or Oprah Winfrey, to see what the hell goes through her mind each day that makes her think she’s “All That”.
Or Martha Stewart, to see what I can make with a simple staple gun and a hot glue gun.
Or Melissa Etheridge, to see what it’s like to have women drooling over me.