The Swimmer
Before we go in, I want to say a word about police violence — plenty of it!
“Is this what they call ‘copping a feel’?” 
One of the Naked Gun movies? (Maybe the second, with “Strokin’ the Love Muffin”?) 
That’s the movie.
I know. I cheated and Googled it.
But I didn’t have to look up the second one because I remember it very well. After Casablanca, it’s my all-time favorite movie. 
“I saw him through the letterbox.”
“Are you colorblind? Can’t you tell orange from green? Tourist.”
Mackenzie Phillips as Carol in American Graffiti
I’m not interested in things that don’t concern me.
Correct! 
“Get back here, and bring your Tonka toy with you.”
“I hope your nipples fall off!”
Sounds like something Mrs Cohen would say in Life of Brian, but I could be way off.
Way, way off.
“I seem to have stabbed myself with a letter opener.”
I know it’s one of the Pink Panther movies; I’ll guess A Shot in the Dark.
You are correct, mon ami!
“Ist Ihr Tochter achtzehn, bitte?”
“Watch the birdy, you b_stard.”