Challenge us with a non-famous line from a movie

No takers?

Another line from the same movie (my translation from Russian):

“I’m sick and tired of hearing about your fucking shoes!”

“You know - you always tell me to chew everything 72 times?”

The torture continues. Another line:

“I live in a Frat House, right? And these fuckers wanna kick me out for not observing quiet hour! Well, they can SUCK my QUIET COCK!”

Woman to waiter: “Two martinis, please.”
Her male companion: “Thanks.”
She turns to him: “Oh, you want one, too?”

Two more:

“My grandfather’s died.” (“Dedushka umer.”)

and

“Have a nice McDay.”

The Thin Man (or one of its sequels)?

Two of mine that haven’t been answered yet:

Stripes?

Assuming you’re answering the first one, yes. When Winger (Bill Murray) is trying to rescue his platoon from the camp in Yugoslavia, he knocks on the door and someone inside yells “who is it?” His response, somewhat randomly, is “it’s Idi Amin.”

That would certainly fit, but no, it’s Bullets over Broadway.

Obviously, you’re all a bunch of cinematic philistines.

Spoilered answer in case any of you real cinephiles are still guessing: Dead Man on Campus - IMDB link

Okay. Here’s a new one that I think might be a little easier:

“Well, it’s just that you get to do all the dangerous stuff, and I get to parallel park.”

“…and you handle this.”
"Wait, me?"
“Yeah, it’s easy; you just catch.”

Men In Black, I’m guessing.

Yeah, that’s right.

“The sun never sets on those who ride into it.”

By an odd coincidence, there’s a Tommy Lee Jones movie on my TV right now. If a good non-famous line comes up, maybe I’ll post it.

This is not from the Tommy Lee Jones movie.

“Easy does it. I think it’s a left-handed thread.”

‘‘Go you huskies.’’

Three different movies, but they have something in common:

“Well I’ll be fucked.”
“I wouldn’t bet against it.”

“If only I had the guns, Mr. …, I’d shoot each and every one of them before they set foot on American soil.”

“Where is your wife?”
“She died in childbirth.”

The second one sounds like English Bob in Unforgiven, but I’m not sure.

The third one I’m almost positive was a line in There Will Be Blood, but I don’t know if that’s the one you were going for.

No clue on the first.

Edit due to epiphany: Oooh … second one is Gangs of New York. So the first one must be a Daniel Day Lewis film too.