My Cousin Vinnie
Got it!
“That bitch hit me with a toaster!”
So that’s my new home. I should be happy here. What’s wrong with me?
Trading Places.
Right before: “Lobster or cracked crab?”
“To our wives and sweethearts. May they never meet.”
You got it!
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
Leonardo DiCaprio (playing Rick Dalton playing Caleb DeCoteau in Lancer) has a very similar line in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, but swaps out “our” for “my”.
Scrooged
“And you, music lover…you’re next.”
Excellent!
“I’ve never been alone with a man with my dress on. With my dress off, it is most unusual.”
You guys clearly know nothing about movies!
The answer is The Maltese Falcon (1941). Dundy (Barton MacLane) says it after Bogart says, “The stuff dreams are made of.”
Aren’t you ashamed of yourselves?
Tombstone
‘What kind of supreme being would condone such irony’?
“Did you two sleep together last night?”
“Is oral sex sleeping together?”
“Have that removed.”
(Probably too easy.)
The Thing with Two Heads
Okay.
Roman Holiday
Audrey Hepburn to Gregory Peck in his apartment.
Fabulous movie! Audrey Hepburn is indescribably glorious in her first major film role. Won an Oscar for it, too.
I like the way you think, but no.
Perhaps I was a bit disingenuous; the full quote is “have that removed, corporal.”
Anyone?
Stripes - after Stillman missteps (an ad-lib, by the way … unless you’re talking about a different movie altogether).
Here’s one from me that might be too easy:
“Dave’s a killer!”
“Dave’s a mess.”