Watching “Terry the Tiger” puke up his cheap liquor in American Graffiti.
Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters… sell them to me.
Jake, in the Blues Brothers scene at the fancy restaurant to a fellow patron.
We’re not homosexual, but we’re willing to learn.
Harold Ramis, Stripes.
Wicked Witch of the West, Wicked Witch of the East. Which one was bad?
Blair Witch Project
He would eliminate whether Geoffrey was having an affair, or had become gay. Whether he had a social disease, or had become a Republican. All the things that could have happened to have made you feel he had changed.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers, 1978.
Running isn’t a plan. Running’s what you do when a plan fails.
Tremors
"Hi.
“I believe the word you’re looking for is…‘AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!’”
Your father was weak in his way, your brother in his, now you in yours.
“Jeez. Doesn’t anyone f***ing knock anymore?”
A: “You fixed?”
B: “What do you mean?”
A: “You know, are you on the pill or what?”
B: “No.”
A: “No? What do you got, the IOU, that thing?”
Lost in Space (1998)
Hamlet…in love…with the old man’s daughter…the old man thinks.
“Always drink gin with a mark, kid. They can’t tell if you cut it.”
The Sting
Albania’s hard to rhyme.
Correct!
Fast Times at Ridgemount High
Ya got it.
We’re coming to get you, Barbara!
“She tried to sit on my lap while I was standing up.”
That has to be the most famous line in the entire movie. I’ve never even watched Night of the Living Dead, and I know that one.
Sorry, but wrong. 
Can I cook, or can’t I?
That quote seems familiar, but Fast Times doesn’t seem right. It’s probably been used a lot.
“Fuck the Diaz Brothers”
Since no one chimed in…
Scarface.
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, by Carol Marcus to James Kirk, upon the commencement of the tour of the Genesis cave.
“Your stuff all loaded?”
“Ready to fire.”
“Got the best spot on the lake. You looking forward to it?”
“TUBULAR!”
“He’s only 12, and he’s already thinking about construction.”