Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
No, that’s them balsams.
Yup.
“Choose and Perish.”
Ghostbusters
Water came from the animal’s nose – and the water was full of air.
Little Big Man
“Eat shit and die, Ricky!”
“Eat shit and live, Bill.”
“No thank you, I’ve seen Larry eat.”
Ding ding ding!
A little more obscure:
“If you hadn’t been so worried about your paint job, my penis would be in my pants right now and not in my fucking hand!”
I have a bad feeling about this
I am gonna send you to a deep dark place, and I am gonna have fun doin’ it!
Groundhog Day. And then Phil stuffs his own hand halfway down his throat. hehe!
“Thank you, Rudolfo.”
Uhhhh … Star Wars? 
A: “I shall be king!”
B: “And I shall be queen!”
Dr. Strangelove.
Tripler
Dammit, ninja’d by @mixdenny!
“. . . my Morse is so rusty, I could be sending him dimensions on Playmate of the month!”
Tripler
Kind of a timeless flick, given circumstances an’ all.
The Hunt for Red October.
Ding ding ding!
“See this watch? Ten dollars from a vendor in the street. I take it and bury it in the sands for a thousand years. . . priceless!”
Tripler
“I dunno, I’m makin’ this up as I go.”
Charachter 1: Wheres Earth?
Char 2 to Char 1: You’re the navigator…