Characters by the Dozens

[lissener]

I’ve never started one of these “name the movie/character/whatever” game, but the other night this one occurred to me. Probly too dumb to last, but here goes.

Name the character of literature, film, or whatever CS-friendly source you choose, based on the insult that might be slung at them in a bout of the dozens. Then give one of your own, to keep it going.

As an example, I’ll toss out an easy one (and because I’m not smart enough to think of a more complicated one):

“Fat-footed no-eyed motherfucker” would be . . .

[Raguleader]

@lissener

As an example, I’ll toss out an easy one (and because I’m not smart enough to think of a more complicated one):

“Fat-footed no-eyed motherfucker” would be . . .

Oedipus Rex?

[Frylock]

@Raguleader

Oedipus Rex?

Then give one of your own, to keep it going.

-FrL-

[pravnik]

I’ll throw one in:

You half-Martian, sheep herding, fratricidal son of a bitch!

[Raguleader]

@Frylock

-FrL-

Forget where you parked your spaceship when you were in the Monastery, Ol’ Hole-in-Head?

[Trepa_Mayfield]

@pravnik

I’ll throw one in:

You half-Martian, sheep herding, fratricidal son of a bitch!

Romulus, I believe.

[pravnik]

@pedescribe

Romulus, I believe.

Very good! Your turn.

[pravnik]

Okay, I’ll do another:

You lazy, disorganized, lying, arrogant dope fiend!

[bagga]

…Me?

[pravnik]

Maybe, but you weren’t who I was thinking of. I was probably too broad. Same guy as before:

Go fake your death for real this time, you icy, egotistical, smartassed jerk! Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

[SiXSwordS]

@pravnik

Go fake your death for real this time, you icy, egotistical, smartassed jerk! Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

I fear I’m out of my depths, but Osiris?

Either way:

You couldn’t handle a real sistah so you found some blank skank to throw in the tank?

[Baker]

@pravnik

Maybe, but you weren’t who I was thinking of. I was probably too broad. Same guy as before:

Go fake your death for real this time, you icy, egotistical, smartassed jerk! Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

Sherlock Holmes!

I don’t give a hoot about railroads or that rebel in hiding you have the hots for, you stupid bitch! Evil, profit making arrogant woman!

[SiXSwordS]

@Baker

Sherlock Holmes!

:smack::smack::smack::smack::smack::smack::smack:
Osiris!?

I don’t give a hoot about railroads or that rebel in hiding you have the hots for, you stupid bitch! Evil, profit making arrogant woman!

Dagny Taggert

Listen up, you buck-toothed Okie, why don’t you pack that bunch of inbreds back into your jalopy and “be there” somewhere else.

[jali]

One of the Joads?

You eejit! You talked your way out of a guaranteed job. Go back to Mother Superior’s!

[RickJay]

@jali

One of the Joads?

You eejit! You talked your way out of a guaranteed job. Go back to Mother Superior’s!

Spud Murphy.

…

You son of a red-headed slut, you’re smellier than your monkey, uglier than your sister, and fatter than your Dad. And HE so fat, you can’t see his dick!

[Raguleader]

@RickJay

Spud Murphy.

…

You son of a red-headed slut, you’re smellier than your monkey, uglier than your sister, and fatter than your Dad. And HE so fat, you can’t see his dick!

Speed Racer?

[pravnik]

@Baker

Sherlock Holmes!

Excellent! Lived on your street, as I recall.