Characters in movies that you'd boink in a heartbeat

Mary from there’s something about mary. because there’s something about mary.

and Queen Amidala, or Padme, either one will work…

Oliver Plexico in Year of the Comet. It’s a cute little chick-flick, but who cares when the lead man in gorgeous and smart? In fact, I wouldn’t just do him, I’d marry him.

No. That is: No, you can’t boink him. Because he’s MINE! you hear me? MINE MINE MINE!

Yum.

Johnny Depp as Don Juan DeMarco.

Harrison Ford as Han Solo.

Val Kilmer as The Saint.

Ya know as heterosexual guy I am secure enough to say that John Cusack is a hansome man. Same with Gary Sinise. Not to interested in boinking, mind you.[sub]okay, maybe just a little[/sub]

For myself, I got two polar opposites:
Natasha Henstridge, Sil in Species
Audrey Hepburn, in Roman Holiday, My Fair Lady, Wait Until Dark, just about anything

Boinkable? In a heartbeat. In a hummingbird heartbeat.

Oh, yeah!

“If thou would have such a one, take me; and take me, take a soldier; take a soldier, take a king…”

It gets me every time, too, and I’ve seen that movie more than a few times… :smiley:

Also on my list is Horatio Hornblower as played by Ioan Grufudd. Mmmmm…Ioan Gruffudd… drools

Cameron Diaz in The Mask. When she first walks into the bank, dripping wet from the rain, and tosses her hair in slow-motion, I wish to God I had a towel to offer.

Now there’s one woman who really knows how to wear a slit skirt.

Grace Kelley, in It Takes a Thief[/u}.

I want to drink her bathwater.

All three Angels. From Charlie’s Angels. At the same time.
Mira Sorvino’s character in At First Sight. Or the Replacement Killers.
Ditto with Padme. And Juliet (Claire Danes). And Christina Ricci in Sleepy Hollow (though I think she looks MUCH better with dark hair).
Let’s not forget the Empress from D&D (Thora Birch). And any character Meg Ryan has ever played. And Ashley Judd as Matthew McConaghey’s wife in A Time to Kill.

oh, so many movies…so many women…

Carie Ann Moss (sp?) as Trinity in the Matrix. God, I loved those pants from the opening scene.
Jenna Jameson in, well, you know… any flick…

There has to be many more, but thats all I can think of right now.

Has anyone considered how unbelievably hard it would be to boink someone in a heartbeat??

Anyways…Natalie Portman is number one on my list.

Let’s see…

Yuri Zhivago, from Doctor Zhivago-I mean here’s a DOCTOR and a POET at the same time…sigh And that dark smoldering thing…yeah, he’s got that going for him…

Cal Hockley from Titanic…yeah, he’s an asshole…but hey, I have the feeling if you treat him right…(He’s just damn sexy…)

Luke Skywalker…I wonder if his bionic hand comes with special “accessories…”

Does anybody remember Kim Novak…(sigh)

Ditto ditto on Padme/Princess Amidalia

MEGA-Ditto on Lee Sung Hi! (interesting side note: Astrogirl knows that I think LSH is hot[sup]I had earned a slap upside the head once by putting a pix of her as my comp’s wallpaper to annoy AG[/sup]… and one time while we were out eating, AG pointed to the TV and said, “Do you think she’s sexy?” I took a quick look, average-looking Korean girl being interviewed… I shrugged, and said, “Yeah, I suppose… why?” AG said, “That’s Lee Sung Hee!” Have you ever blown kim-chi out your nose? It’s MOST painful, but I digress… point one: airbrushing and makeup do WONDERS! point two: I am surrounded by the most beautiful women on the planet… they are my students, my co-workers, my friends, they are everywhere! I am even ENGAGED to one!:D! VIVA KOREAN WOMEN!!)

Jennifer Tilly in Bound.

Amber Lynne in pretty much any porn flick she did.

And, I’m surprised no one has mentioned Jessica Rabbit!

Astrogirl wonders why I am so horny all the time:rolleyes: How could I NOT be when 50% of the human race makes my mouth water, and other bits of me perk right up and pay attention?

Off to the ,um, shower… yeah, that’s it!

Another vote for Trinity from The Matrix. And those tight tight leather pants are a must-have, okay Carrie?

Any character played by Cate Blanchett and Chloe Sevigny. It’s in the eyes. I’m a sucker for killer come-hither looks.

Kristin Scott Thomas from Four Weddings And A Funeral - a far far better choice than Andie MacDowall, IMHO.

I have a whole list of Asian actresses I’d love to name here but topping it is Michelle Yeohin her James Bond debut. She kicks ass!

And if I had to pick one guy, I’d say Jude Law from The Talented Mr Ripley is pretty darn boinkable.

I can’t edit my previous post, but here is how it should have looked.

Grace Kelley in It Takes A Thief.

I want to drink her bathwater.

And no tasteless jokes about typing with one hand, please.

Regards,
Shodan

You’d think no movies were made before 1990 by reading most of the posts in this thread.

Kim Novak, Grace Kelly, Janet Leight, Eva Marie Saint, and Tippi Hedren. Hitchcock could sure pick the artic blondes.

Raquel Welch in 1,000,000 Years B.C. She’s wearing a fur bikini for God’s sake!

Sophia Loren in any movie, any where at any time. Hell, I bet she looks stunning in her own home movies.

And I’ll second (this could actually be the third or fourth time I’ve posted this answer) Jessica Rabbit. She’s not really bad, she’s just drawn that way.

Jet Li in Romeo Must Die.

Chow Yun Fat in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

David Bowie in Labrynth.

Gerard Depardieu in Le Comte de Monte Cristo.

John Malkovich in Dangerous Liaisons.

Just your typical guuy checking in…

-Cat Women (Michelle Pfeifer) from Batman
-Princess Leah (Of course)
-Phoebe Cates character in Fast Times
-Daryl Hannah as the 50 foot women in Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman

**Han Solo ** Yes, I want to ride in the Milenneum Falcon while doing it.

**Indiana Jones ** I got some treasure for you, Indy…

Whatever Jackie Chan’s character was in Shanghai Noon. Before his queue was cut off.

**Jack **While you were sleeping. Oh god, he is soooo sexy with is just got out of bed voice.