Characters in movies that you'd boink in a heartbeat

Corporal Vasquez, from Aliens.

ooooo!

Petra the Maid (Harriet Andersson) in * Smiles of a Summer Night*
Lulu (Louise Brooks) in Pandora’s Box
Ninotchka (Cyd Charisse) in * Silk Stockings*
Feathers (Angie Dickinson) in * Rio Bravo*
Sylvia (Anita Ekberg) in *La Dolce Vita *
Veronika (Irene Jacob) in *The Double Life of Veronique *
Ruby Lee Gissing (Ashley Judd) in Ruby in Paradise *
Countess Valentine (Myrna Loy) in * Love Me Tonight

Eloise d’Artagnan (Sophie Marceau) in *La Fille de d’Artagnan *
Constance de Bonancieux (Raquel Welch) in *The Three Musketeers *

All three of The Heroic Trio (Maggie Cheung, Anita Mui, Michelle Yeoh)

And because she wouldn’t be old enough (yet), I’d take Emmy Kockenlocker (Diana Lynn) from *The Miracle of Morgan’s Creek *to the malt shop and then the swing on the front porch.

ooooh, lets see…

for a bit of fun…

The Kurgan - Clancey Brown - Highlander

I like a bit of rough, and that voice…
(stear clear of him in any other film though!)
Wolverine - Hugh Jackman(?) - X-Men

Erm, same reason…
(Remenber that scene where Mistique kicks him in the balls and they “Klang”, well… if they are hard…)
Maximum - Russel Crowe - Gladiator

Again, Same Reason
(I’ll polish his Gladius any day!)
and for a more “meaningful relationship”
Sherlock Holmes - Jeremy Brett

Inteligence and manners can be SOOOO sexy!!
(and he can probe into my mysteries any day!)

quote:

Originally posted by Monster104
Has anyone considered how unbelievably hard it would be to boink someone in a heartbeat??

How unbelievably hard it would be?
or
How unbelievably hard it would be?

:slight_smile:

jarbabyj He’s the first guy to slip into my mind when I saw the title *drools *

I also agree with * Han Solo, Maximus, Tarzan* (Disney version), * Constable Benton Fraser, Angel, Spike, Fox Mulder*

I can’t believe no one has mention Wesley from Princess Bride! *sighs * Oh what I wouldn’t give to have a night with him.

And Benedict (Kenneth Branagh), Much Ado About Nothing
Bowen (Dennis Quaid), Dragonheart
Hannibal Lector Don’t ask why… I just think he would be a wonderful partner… if he doesn’t kill you.
Also… why has no one said Neo (Keanu Reeves) from The Matrix?
What about *Madmartigan? * (Val Kilmer) from Willow. He looked so good there! Especially disguised as a woman!

The Bond girls. All of them. All at once, one at a time, however they wanted it.

Ted Pikul (Jude Law) in eXistenZ. My god he’s hot.
Jareth the Goblin King (David Bowie) in Labyrinth. My first ubersexual crush, at a tender 13 years of age.

Sorry, this one got deleted in my last post. Don’t know why.

Ted Pikul (Jude Law) in eXistenZ. My god he’s hot.

Hmmm…

Jill(Amanda Peet), The Hygenist from ‘The Whole Nine Yards’.
Cynthia(Natasha Henstridge), Jimmy’s wife, also from ‘The Whole Nine Yards’.
Ophelia(Helena Bonham-Carter), ‘Hamlet’ with Mel Gibson. Something about a troubled, shy woman (girl?)…
Chrissy(Susan Backlinie), the first victim in JAWS. She’d never get eaten… By the shark, at least! :smiley: She’d never even make it to the water… Susan, BTW, has the distinction of also being the first victim in ‘Grizzly’.
Sloane(Mia Sara), from 'Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

Natalie Wood from ‘Cat On A Hot Tin Roof’, Rebecca De Mornay from ‘Risky Business’ and last, but certainly not least, anyone played by Molly Ringwald.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who feels this way.

Christian (Ewan McGregor) from Moulin Rouge. He’s so sincere and sweet and cute and sexy and yum.

Kate Mosley from The Cutting Edge (Moira Kelly) - “Toe pick!”
Natalie Hurley from “Sports Night” (Sabrina Lloyd) - “Sometimes I do a little dance.”
Rebecca Wells from “Sports Night” (Teri Polo) - Maybe this is why I like the show so much.
Young Lorraine Baines from Back to the Future (Lea Thompson)
Clarissa Darling from “Clarissa Explains It All” (Melissa Joan Hart)

The Emperor played by Jocquim Phoenix in Gladiator. Talk to me about sick twisted gorgeous men!

JOSEPH Fiennes, in Shakespeare in Love. I was weak for weeks after viewing this movie. Boink me bard!!

Joey Lauren Adams as Alyssa in “Chasing Amy”.

Ziyi Zhang as Jen in “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon” Michelle Yeoh, too, in pretty much everything she’s been in. Kung fu chicks do kick butt.

Salma Hayek, Carolina in “Desperado”, and in theory Serendipity in “Dogma”–but there’s that unfortunate thing about angels not having genitals. Still…

Sigourney Weaver as Ripley, “Aliens”. First R rated film I saw in a theater, aged 12-13. I was in love.

Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor, “Terminator 2”, but not the first.

Carrie Ann Moss as Trinity in “The Matrix”, or rather my interior alternate-world version of it, where she would have been the One, and Keanu “Whoa” Reeves would have had at best a minor supporting role.

Essentially, attractive, intelligent, and strong female characters get me going. There need to be more of them. The weak “save me!” types outweigh any physical attraction.

Wolverine! Even back when he was just a 2D comic book character. But put Hugh Jackman behind those claws? Hot daymn.

Reese from Terminator I

The desert guy from Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

Christian from Moulin Rouge

Joe from Joe’s Apartment

Just about any Brendan Frazer character, from Link to Rick O’Connell

Ted from There’s Something About Mary

Oh, and sooooooo many more. I’ll think about them later. :smiley:

Frankie Polente (sp?)* LOLA* in the German film RUN LOLA RUN.

Right after she’s done with her sprinting all over town…when she’s still all breathless, and sweaty!!!

Padme (Episode 1)
ObiWan (Episode 1)
Jonathon Taylor Thomas
The Queen (DnD)
Rogue (X-Men the Movie)

Wesley Crusher (STNG) – (Not as good as previous ones but he’s alright)

Hmm… I’ll get back to you when I remember more.

PerfectDark

Oh, and:

Kaworu in End of Evangelion
Kamui, Subaru, or Aoki from X: 1999.

I’m amazed that the thread got this far without BRAD PITT’S character in THELMA AND LOUISE. F—!!

CLAUDE JARMAN JR. in THE YEARLING. Hey–I was nine years old!

BRANDO in THE WILD ONE.

TONY CURTIS in CITY ACROSS THE RIVER.

ANY character that SCOTT GLENN, STEVE MCQUEEN, MICHAEL BEIN or JAMES WOODS play. Even as THEMSELVES!

The Debra Winger character in “An Officer and a Gentleman”.

The Debra Winger character in “Cannery Row”.

The Debra Winger character in “Urban Cowboy”.

Debra Winger has “It”

I note that others have taken it upon themselves to expand the topic of this thread to tv shows, so:

Daisy Duke, from “The Dukes of Hazzard”. Many, many other worthy ones, of course, but puberty just wouldn’t have been the same without her :slight_smile: