Story here:
Anyone else wondering if he was after a little redhead?
I bet Lucy is sorry about that football trick now.
I’m imagining a stalker montage set to the Charlie Brown Theme song.
I’m betting Marcie filed the charges in retaliation after Charlie Brown refused to go out with her.
First Kevin Clash, then this guy. My 9-year-old self weeps.
When asked to comment, his lawyer, a dog wearing a derby hat and bow tie, merely raised his eyebrows suggestively and claimed his biplane was double-parked.
…which is actually titled “Linus and Lucy.”
His spokesman told reporters, “wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wahhhh.”
Good grief!
Man, what a blockhead.
Thank God it had nothing to do with pedophilia.
“And that’s what restraining orders are all about, Charlie Brown.”
“Uh, I was just standing here in the bushes when a baseball flew past me knocking all of my clothes off. Yeah, that’s what happened.”
You’re a Bad Man, Charlie Brown!
He’ll get a rock.
SnoopY, not snoopING!
Should have spent more than 5 cents on psychiatric care.
Ironically, the child voice actor who played Pig-Pen, grew up to be Adam Vinatieri, kicker of the winning field goal in SuperBowl XXXVI.
True story!
Wow, this story from the San Diego Union-Tribune is kind of depressing:
Among other things, it mentions he has cancer, and the reason he’s been acting crazy is that it may have metastasized in his brain.
It also contains this bit:
I don’t know anything about that, but the child actress who voiced Sally grew up to perform at Super Bowl XLV – along with the rest of the Black Eyed Peas.