Charlie Wayne, are you trolling or just stupid?

Naw, he lost me completely with the “aw shucks” clueless bulkshit over in the thread about e-readers where he 1.) claimed to have worked closely with computers for decades, then 2.) claimed he had no idea what this newfangled invention might be, until 3.) Googling it, at which point he completely botched the entire purpose of a Kindle.

Throwing in an “Oh Ehm Gee!” for added wide-eyed naivete was a nice flourish: