I heard someone say that, when the hair grows back, it itches. Man, does it itch! It just itches like crazy! It’s all you can think about, just itching and itching and itching! It’ll drive you insane!
But, hey, it might not happen.
This. This right here. Comic genius.
Aaah! TMI! I have to go scrub my brain now.
But…it’s like a car wreck, you’ve just got to look.
You know, I’m on a LOT longer dry spell than that, but I never thought losing the hair would change my luck. Pretty much, once they can see whether I have hair or not, my chances are pretty good…
This was a ball, er, a riot. Sofa King, I will always remember you for going Kirk to Picard. I don’t like to think about another man’s privates, but somehow I couldn’t look away.