Cheap lighters

Look for a cheap electrostatic lighter that is refillable. They’re not expensive and usually are adjustable.

Be careful of any lighter. I had one explode in the car. Left it on the dashboard in the summer. Couldn’t figure out why there was a car full of plastic until I found the igniter. Luckily it didn’t burn when it exploded.

And which dies after a week because your finger accidentally brushed up against the absurdly delicate coil.

They also make sailboats.

Wait, Liberal, you smoke? I never would have guessed that in a million years. Not judging you at all either way - I used to smoke and still have one occasionally if I’m offered - it’s just surprising. What brand, if you don’t mind?

Pst, I bet Liberal smokes the green brand. That’s why his lighters melt after he’s been trying to light his bowl in the wind for 5 minutes straight.

All those questions I’ve asked about the cosmos, and no one assumed I’m an astronaut?