I want a new program, something like Punkbuster, that finds cheaters, drags them out of their house naked in the middle of the night, sticks the barrel of a shotgun in their mouth, and blows their brains out the back of their head. The details are negotiable. For example, I’m all for using a different weapon to shoot them in the mouth with.
I play Battlefield 2 online, and I’ve been noticing cheaters more and more. It’s not pandemic, yet, but it’s definitely more prevalent than it used to be. Invuln cheats seem to be the most popular. Of course, that may just be because they’re the most blatant. Some of the other cheats, like wallhacking, aimbotting, and shooting through terrain, are more difficult to properly diagnose. But not invuln cheats. When I see a grenade go off at a guy’s feet, and all it does it bounce him up into the air, while he’s still shooting accurately at his opponents, that kinda tells me he’s cheating. When I sneak up on a guy, lie down right next to him, put the barrel of my machine gun up to his head and get through 30 rounds before he notices me and turns around and shoots me, dead in one shot, I’m tempted to think he’s cheatin’. I know the ballistics in the game vary a lot, but not that much.
One of the problems that this causes is doubt. I know that this cheat exists. I’ve seen it. I know that other cheats exist. I think I’ve seen them. I saw a guy kill three opponents in quick succession with one shot each, using a sub-machine gun. Impossible? Well, no. Likely? Hell, no. Is he a cheater, or just good? Is that guy who just jumped around a corner and killed me in one shot cheating, or just good? My new view of the sky doesn’t show enemy UAV, so how did he know I was there? Is that guy who blew my tank up with one shot cheating, or just good? I’ve heard that there’s a weak point on the treads in the front of the tank, but I’ve yet to be able to prove this. When there’s one cheater around, everyone might be cheating, you just don’t know.
And it makes me kinda sad. But mostly really angry. Because this kind of thing can ruin a game. I used to play AvP2. I loved that game. Played it online for hours on end. But then the cheaters came, and ruined it. There was always that one guy who somehow always won, who always seemed to have more life, more ammo, and more information than everyone else. Then it was two guys. Then it was teams of them. I can’t play it online anymore because the cheaters have destroyed it. I really don’t want to see that happen to BF2. I don’t want to see it happen to any games.
It really pisses me off that some little dipshit is too afraid to actually play the game that he has to cheat at it to make him feel good about himself. If your self worth is actually connected to how many kills you have, you need help. It’s a game. Part of the game is the risk. The risk that you might get shot and have to wait 15 seconds to go again, the risk that you might not be a perfect shot, the risk that you might not be the best in the world. It’s supposed to be about fun, not dick size. What the hell am I lecturing you for? You don’t care. You don’t cheat, nope not ever. ‘It was someone else, not me.’, I’ve heard. ‘You must have missed.’, I’ve heard. You’re not even man enough to own up when caught outright. Guess what, you’re cheating. You are ruining my game, get the fuck off and go play with other cheaters. You can throw infinite grenades at other invulnerable retards just like yourself. Asshole. :mad: