Freak:
Think Zeus without the beard, or Mars without the shield. Or go to my homepage and imagine my upper body 50 percent bigger than it is in that pic.
Ahem. I’d like to stress once again that I was just kidding. No need to get all touchy. In fact I’d much prefer if you didn’t. Once again: JUST KIDDING!!!
Dude, I know. I was just yanking yer chain - er, joking back at you.
I don’t want to be touchy-feely with you any more than you do with me. That’s why we have ladies here 
Speaking of which, where the hell did the ladies go!?
They’re lining up outside my house. Something about a muscle-bound man and strong hands and not charging for physical exams . . . go figure, right - er, be back later. Don’t hold my calls.
Freak, we’ve all fainted from you and pun describing what you can do with your tongues. swoons
:rolleyes:
Michi said:
Hmpf. Anything is attractive on you, and nothing is even better.
And guys, y’know what? Once we post these exam pictures on the net I bet we clear even more than we did with the Nubile Newbie Nymphette '99 series.
“Freak, we’ve all fainted from you and pun describing what you can do with your tongues. swoons”
Yes, unlike Little Jack Horner, I’ve never needed my thumb.
So how 'bout those Mets?
awww. come on southernstyle, i need both ears cooled down. i know you guys can do fun stuff with your tongue. hmm…i have choices now do i? well maybe i can be examined by southernstyle now and iampunha when he is done with tasha. im sure ssskuggiii wouldt mind being “examined” by steve, would she? 
Hey guys I’m back … thanks for all the fighting, I guess you’re both all “worked up” and ready for the exam. Good to know! And I second Falcon, we are all fainting from you describing your talented tongues.
Well, since Southern Style is what I’m used to, I’m willing to try something different, SouthernStyle…what did you have in mind?
And that was just from describing it…
Hey! I’m getting pretty good at this innuendo stuff!
This time, I’m back, with both feet on the ground.
Speaking of talented tongues, I can tie a cherry stem with mine. I think it may be a medical disorder. Can any of you boys…er…doctors, help me out?
Goddamn it, Rysdad, you’ve been here for over 1000 posts and you need to be told when you make a citation, post a link?!
Sheesh!
Hypergirl, you and Brunetter can keep eachother busy - er, company, while I tend to poor shy wallflower Tasha. Laura, I assume you know what to do to Hypergirl to prepare her for my thorough “bodily cleansing.”
BTW, I am on crutches today due to having injured my ankle yesterday. Luckily I don’t use my feet for much besides walking. Good thing I didn’t hurt my tongue.
Poor guy. It is a very good thing you didn’t hurt your tongue though. Those crutches might come in handy[ykwim].
Newbie here! First post, thought this exam would be appropriate. Granted I havn’t read the entire thread but I will lay here and try to relax. I did want to mention, if you could please be getle with my chest, I am lactating.
Coffee anyone?
Welcome DarbyV! DOn’t worry if the hormones are running high in this room… it’s perfectly normal We’re real hor- er… FRIENDLY people, yes, friendly, that’s what I meant… FRIENDLY 
I cannot believe the immaturity, pun-making, innuendo and hyperbole being displayed in this thread. It stuns me that in this modern day and age, supposedly mature men and women are prostrating themselves before each other in this sickening display of virtual meat. I cannot and will not be party to this kind of childish shenanigans.
I am taking my rabbit-fur-lined handcuffs, suede cat-o-nine-tails, ceiling swing, astro-glide, joy jelly, blindfold, ankle-manacles and strap-on and going HOME.
Besides which, I thought this was for female newbies. We can’t get a leg up OR a word in edgewise without being shoved out of the way by jaded, world-weary bimbettes with 500+ posts coming in to steal our fire. I protest, sir; I protest!