Due to the large number of newbies here, we need to make sure you meet our high standards of cleavage - I mean intellect. I have in the past been a wandering examiner, finding the newbies where they are, but this has become too tiring and stressful. I need all nude - I mean new - female posters to post here, so we can go about the standard immigration examination.
::putting on the rubber gloves::
Baby oil is provided, so if all you ladies would kindly disrobe and rub yourselves down we can begin.
Do not be afraid, this is a strictly medical procedure. And I do have a background in medicine: my sister’s a nurse.
The advantages of working for a big company - I’m on a conference call that I have absolutely nothing to give my input on.
So back to the exams -
chrisbar - not bad, I like your enthusiam. Wow! I’ve never seen one of those do that before! I bet you can do the ping pong ball trick like Winona Ryder in the South Park Movie! You pass.
CrankyAsAnOldMan - I uh, geez. Um, I’ll get with you as soon as I can stand up again. :o
And SouthernStyle, I promise not to ever think again until I hear from you first.
Now don’t get carried away on this “sans thinking” thingie.
You did so well getting this idea going without me. You had a good idea, planted it, watered it, fertilized it (kind of like I’m doing now), it germinated, and the next thing you know – there’s a good idea blooming.
I just didn’t get a chance to throw in my 2 cents quickly enough.
Kind of like life. Always a day late and a dollar short.
Hi Athena, here’s your bottle of baby oil. You can feel free to strip down and rub this on yourself, or SouthernStyle or myself will be happy to do it for you.
I have to finish fondling, I mean examining Cranky, then I’ll be right on top of you - DAMMIT! I mean right with you.
Yes it is, sorry, but it’s the only way to be really sure that you’re in good health. This is all for your benefit.
Why am I naked, you ask? It’s to ensure no germs enter the room that may be on my clothing. Yeah, that’s sounds reasonable, I’ll stick with that story.
You know, it just occurred to me that this isn’t helping me live down the ‘pervert’ label I was complaining about having not to long ago.