I’m at work, it’s the Labor Day weekend, and I’m bored as hell.
So come one, come all, let’s have some fun here. Hypergirl, mosey on over and have a seat on my lap. Sunshine, how about a little hug since I haven’t seen you in a while?
Oh excuse me, Zette, I didn’t mean to rub against you like that when I crossed the room (wink wink)
So where’s Falcon and Shayna and purplebear and that new girl LittleStar who’s supposed to email me the nude pics just like every new female is supposed to? Hell, I may even give TubaDiva’s butt a pinch if it wouldn’t get me banned.
I won’t even bitch if some guys show up, I won’t be able to flirt with all these lovely ladies by myself after all.
Oh! I see, I dont’ even make it into the OP. Well, Brat, obviously you haven’t been flirted with properly if you think those women come close to my skills. Let me show you how it is done
tubagirl I meant no disrespect to your flirtations skills. By all means, since we’re here to fight ignorance and I am ignorant of your mastery of this art, educate me.
BratMat, while you’re busy with those 8 ladies, I’ll take the ones listed by myself and Montfort a few weeks ago. Those in that thread and listed by BratMan may choose:)
tubagirl, I’d be happy to have you teach me instead;)
So excited she can hardly stand still, purplebear runs in, grabs the Bratster in a big bear hug, and plants a kiss he’ll never forget on his lips. <pinching his tush while she’s at it>
Still way too excited at her GREAT, AWESOME news, purplebear runs off again, to go drive to see…<now, wait a minute, I can’t hijack my pal’s thread like this, so I’ll start my own thread as soon as I get back home tonight!>
Thanks, dear. Many hugs!! Keep the light on for me!!!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D I’m so happy!!!
ummm, thanks PB, but I’m outta here in 30 min. Guess I’ll have to wait till tomorrow to find out the news. You can’t post it real quickly just to let me in on it or must I wait until work tomorrow?
And iampuhna picking and choosing women isn’t at all PC, these ladies are not property to be divided amongst the menfolk.
. . . . wonder if that last bit will score me any bonus points with the ladies.
As some of them asked to be chosen, I think it unlikely for some. However, a few might humor you. More power to 'em. I’d ask if you wanted to choose, but we already did that . . . Montfort, when are you gonna get yer butt in here?
Plus, drawing attention to something you said is hardly the mark of chivalry. Saying it for your own benefit is hardly proper. Say it if you mean it, not for your personal gain.
Some people may see what I wrote as the joke it was meant to be. Sorry if you took my remark as me trying to correct you. Thanks for your advice on what is proper and what I should say and what I should mean though, I’ll take it under advisement.
How could I be jealous of someone who can’t even spell “you’re”?
And there isn’t sufficient room on my lap right now. Besides, I don’t want you there. Very few people do I know or have I seen who I’d like to have in my lap.
Hey look, Fairy Princess Kitty’s here. Apparently there’s only myslef, Paddy, and Monster. Paddy seems to be rather selective about who he allows in his lap, but I’m a mule slut so you could always sit on my other knee. I’m sure Monster didn’t come here to flirt with me - his lap seems rather un-sat upon at the moment.
Gladly, Girlbysea. But honesty and humility are forcing me to remind you not to read too much into the mule remark earlier. That was a typo, not me bragging.
Or if you want we could go over here and you can decide for yourself about that mule remark.
