I think I’m just gonna mozey my way into this thread.
Look at all the beautiful women in here! So how you all doing?
Taking Brat by the hand, running into the other room. I’ll bring him back in a few minutes ladies. Now , what was that you were going to show me… Slamming the door…
Just a few minutes? It’ll take longer than that if you want to do things right. 
sssshhhhhh… I just told them that… Now come here…and turn that light out… ooohhhhhhh, leave it on!!!
Why is this beginning to remind me of “Check-in for all female newbies”?
My lap is empty and all I ask for is someone who is kind/nice and is willing to go very slowly and perhaps teach me stuff I don’t know (without laughing at me).
It’s too bad things like this don’t work IRL. I would love to walk into a room and announce, “OK, here I am, who wants to flirt with me?” and have women just show up, sit on your lap, and take you to a room in the back.
sigh
Damn reality.
Whatcha talkin bout Brat? It happens to me all the time! 
::ducks runs away and hides for a week::
Well, I’m here. Girls, flock to me. My pic is on my sig.
*Bratman, tell you pants that it’s not polite to point.
Hmm…as the fresh meat that I am, is it dangerous for me to be wandering around in a thread like this…? lol, I mean…all these people jumping into laps and things? Crazy, man… ::big grin::
Sheesh, I’m not going to laugh at you. I might giggle a bit if I get poked while I’m sitting, but I won’t laugh.
Hmmm, tough decision… should I sit in Paddy’s lap or Dave’s lap? I figured it out! :::turns to monster104 and iampunha::: Now sit close together so I can sit on both your laps.
Well, my lap is still empty…Sorry ssskuggiii, that sharing lap stuff doesn’t quite float my boat. I’m now taking bidders for my lap!
Ok then. Paddy, you’re all mine for now. ::sits on lap, facing him::
It’s really kind of sad how quickly this thread degenerated from flirting to a huge lap-dance orgy…not that I mind, of course
I’m here, hon, and thy lap shall be empty no more!
Lap dances are fun. Who wants one? BratMan gets first pick because he was nice enought to invite me to sit in his lap. 
I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Sure, this doesn’t look like a lapdance orgy to me. needs more strippers and willing victims first.
ssskuggiii . . . let’s find a more private room. Somewhere we can be very alone and not bothered by shrieks or giggling. And soundproof.
Eh, why bother with soundproof? Why not make sure everyone knows how much I’m enjoying myself.
But what if you’re not?
Trust me, I will. But, since you insist, soundproof it is. And no windows either.