It’s 2 AM. I can’t sleep and I’m feeling feisty. Unfortunately every one of my usual victims – er, I mean, flirting partners isn’t online at the moment. Anyone want to entertain me? Pleeaaaase? IM me maybe? ::puppy-dog eyes:: I’ll be yer bestest friend ever!
So, how you doin’, RaCha’ar?
OK, dumb question. How about a back rub? Get you nice and relaxed.
I knew I could count on you, galen! Mm, backrub sounds good. You wouldn’t take advantage of me if I get too relaxed, would you? Can’t have that.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Take advantage of you?! Please! The thought never crossed my mind - actually, it settled in for the summer.
Just lay yourself down and let me make you feel good.*
*I am a professional - do not attempt these maneuvers yourself.
It’s you, baby. Mrrrowr.
Either that, or it’s galen’s massage skills. Dayum.
It’s kind of like eating a chocolate bunny - start at one end and work towards the other.
Speaking of eating…
…it’s time for you to turn over. I’d like to work on your front…
Shouldn’t you at least take me out to dinner first?
At this hour? OK. Denny’s or Steak 'n Shake?
Or would you rather have that scalp massage?
Do we get spam with this?
I was about to lose all respect for you, RaCha’ar , but then you opened this thread!
Pfff, kuroashi. You’re just jealous 'cause you aren’t getting a massage from galen.
How about Waffle House? You can give me a scalp massage while I eat grits. Mmm. Now that’s sexy food.
Spam, spam, spam, spam…
Waffle House is fine, but will you feed me while I’m playing with your head?
'tis better to give than to receive
Besides, 1) I don’t want him thinking it’s an excuse for him to play with my head, and 2) I don’t think he’d be interested in rubbing my hairy chest
Hmm. In that case, kuro, you can give me a foot rub while galen plays with my head.
Actually, at this point I’m about to fall asleep in my grits. Maybe we can continue this when I’m not so tired. galen did TOO good a job at making me relax, I fear.
Swee dreams, RaCha’ar.