But, you see, there’s one little problem. I’m too shy to start flirting with anyone. (STOP laughing, Scralden,lurker. I’m being serious here!)
As I was saying… I can flirt well if flirted with, or if I know the person well enough, but to start flirting, I freeze up. Feel stupid. Blush even though no one can see me.
So, anyone want to flirt with a lonely girl on a Monday night?
[sub]Ok, now I REALLY feel like a fool… but like I said, I’m desperate.[/sub]
ahem
Hello there
Is this a “males only encouraged” thing or can I play too?? <wink> You say you sometimes feel stupid… Well slap my ass with pancake and call me stupid! <hopping in your lap>
sigh If only it were my sparkling personality… but I guess “I’m desperate” will do in a pinch!
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Hmm… where to start, where to start… Maybe it’s time to start working on fantasy number 4? Late night, long drive home, talk turns into something more, the need to pull off to the side of the road, into a thick clump of trees…
So from flirting straight to fantasy role-playing huh? That’s ok, I like fantasy role-playing. I like to pretend I’m not paying for it.
So um, you and Tequila there, what say the three of us go somewhere a little more private and carry on this discussion? (insert wiggling eyebrow smiley here)
you idiot! It’s right there in her screen name. Stupid! Stupid! Think of something else
um…so, cold enough for you?
The weather? Why don’t you just don a sweater and sing the Mr. Rogers song, you nerd.
So you like fish huh? I like fish too.
*Oh yeah. That’s muuuuuuch better. hey wait, that could be sexual. Look up and see if she notices. Damn, she’s staring at you funny. Tell a joke. *
So these three lesbians walk into a bar. No! Ma’am. Not you. I’m sorry, I was talking to this lovely lady over here. No, I don’t have anything against lesbians. I…oh, crap. If you need me, I’ll be over by the dart boards hoping for poor throwers.
Pisces you need not a man whose relatives are come in six-packs. All you need is a dose of Froggy to get feeling right again. Come with me, we’ll go somewhere alone. Maybe I could give you a back rub to relax you some. What do you say, Pisces? Leave these others and come away with me…
Hey, just going with the flow a little here… Besides, didn’t some of this start in the fantasy thread, then on to the Phone Sex thread? I figured it would be best to go with one of those two, and my phone is in the other room…
Mmmmm… back rub. Relaxation. That sounds like the best offer I’ve had all night… Are you as good at rubbing other parts of the body as you are backs? You see, I have a really sore [sub]whisper whisper whisper[/sub] Do you think you can take care of that?
