Having problems knowing how to flirt? Don’t know what to say when someone comes up to you in a thread and starts flirting with you? Well, we can help! Here is the place to learn all the best flirting techniques from those who have honed their skills on the SDMB. Instruction will be given by TruePisces herself, as offered initially to Enderw24, taken up by mrblue92. Seating is limited, so please hurry in and reserve your seat now. Guest instructors may wander in at any time, giving advice and practical demonstrations. This is one workshop you really don’t want to miss!
So I am new at this… Can you help me?
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I fear I need some help in this department. I’m socially inept, and even here, I have no idea how to flirt! None. Nope, not a whit. Not a jot, not a speck, not a bob.
:eek:
Why, certainly! First, let me assess your flirting ability level, so I know right where to start out. (You wouldn’t want me to go over things you already know, now would you? 
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So, you see an attractive SDMB lady (I think that sums up all of us) and you know you want to flirt with her. In a thread where a flirt seems appropriate, she mentions the pussy snorkle. What do you say?
Psst…Dan?
This isn’t the liars thread either.
Thanks, Falcon. I think our boy is a little lost here. Either that or he’s trying to mess with the clients’ heads again…
[sub]Darn guest instructors, always trying to pretend they’re here for the classes instead of teaching them like they should be![/sub]
Would I say that I have never heard of one? Because it is a piece of equipment that I never have need of???
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looks at you coyly… licks his lips Can I touch your boobies? extends a single poking finger
TruePisces, you may save me yet. Just as I give a holler of desparation, you create this thread. Obviously, my message is not coming across. I don’t want to be trained in the trashy arts, but maybe help me have some online personality…? :whimper:
Mymymymymy! I think we need to start you off with the basics.
First, find out what the pussy snorkel is. It will be easier to read this thread and it’s attendant links than it would be for me to explain right now.
Now, once you’ve read the thread, we’ll try again.
Practical Application Time - Role Playing
You know, I just got my new pussy snorkel in the mail today.
And your response is… ???
But I am the original CUNNING LINGUIST…
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Concept is good… coy look is a definite plus… but you need to play with the coyness a little more… Don’t jump straight in to it…
“Can I help you with that?” That should work much better…
moi - Wonderful! I’ll do my best to train in any form of flirting. You already have plenty of personality, m’dear. I read it in every post. It’s just a matter of directing that little bit of a naughty side to where it brings the most enjoyment on the board. I know you can do it!
To quote Bob Hope:
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Da da da da da da…
Then show me that silver tongue of yours.
[sub]You’re coming along nicely… are you sure you need instruction, rather than be the instructor?[/sub]
It is PLATINUM, but okay, here goes! wiggle
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Or is that waggle
Maybe that’s the key… hmmmmmm.
wiggle
waggle
woggle That’s IT!!! Wooohooo!
moi feels herself flourishing under Pisces’s lavish praise
Well, a wiggle certainly works for a CUNNING LINGUIST. A waggle, OTOH, is more done with the eyes…
And what, pray tell, do you have the key too?
[sub]See, class… this is a good example of a inuendo heavy flirt. Follow it to see where it goes.[/sub]