TruePisces' Flirting Workshop - Come One, Come All

How YOU doin’?

looking at you in the chest “I noticed its cold in here. Would you like me to press your nipples back in??” extends a single poking finger

I have a MASTER key. Certain to fit most every lock.

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I only speak the truth, hon. No matter how I flirt, or what else comes out, I speak the truth with things like this…

So do you just want to watch the class, or some one on one instruction? Tell me what you want to learn, and I’ll try to teach!

Very good start. Very good start.

You sure you aren’t one of the guest instructors sneaking in here again??? :wink:

Not that I MIND flirting with the guest instructors… Sometimes that goes further in the teaching…

Now, back to the flirt at hand…

I dunno… you tell me! :wink:

sigh Still needing a little work here, dear. First, looking a woman in the chest doesn’t really appeal to where the flirt is coming from… the mind. So you need to show your interest in more than just her body. Be coy, not graphic.

Try again? :wink:

Well I actually came in here to downgrade my flirting status now that I’m a taken man.

But would be willing to help if I can. Never refuse a person in distress.

Then by all means, check and make sure it fits! :wink:

Hmmmm. Seems like this lock needs a little graphite, or some kind of lube. It is AWFULLY tight…

O

And taken by a beautiful lady, too. You’re both so incredibly lucky!

[sub]Of course, who am I to talk? I’ve got a great guy willing to give me a chance at happiness… But there, I’m the lucky one![/sub]

Then by all means, next lady to walk in is all yours… (Would you like to see how you can help moi?)

And just what type of lubrication did you have in mind?

Sorry to interrupt this little love fest here, but:

HELP!

I need all the help I can get, especially from experienced, sexy women like you, TruePisces.

I humbly grovel at your feet to at least give me some good lines.

Something NATURAL, of course… could you help me with that?
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blush That last one is a good one to start SOMETHING with, at least. Complimenting a lady hits a lot of buttons…

Let me think, let me think… Good lines… Well, do you want come back lines or good starter lines? They’re both very different you know…

I’m sure I can. As a matter of fact, I have this little button, that if you push it just right…

D’ya think I really need coaching, Pisces?

HELL no, Chief! You’re one of those guest instructors/practical application partners I was talking about.

Or did you forget the contract you signed already?!

Hey TP, need an assistant professor?

I come with references…I’m sure UncleBill would/should speak very highly of me after the beer run aka get a room you two thread…

You’re hired! I saw your work and it’s excellent!

So get to teaching girl! Next one that comes in the door is yours! :smiley:

Wow,great class!!

Can I watch, too?