Watermelon Man, I know, from first hand experience, that you don’t need any help! You’ve got all the flirting skills down pat. But if you don’t want to instruct/be-a-teaching-aid, you can be in charge of recruitment. Right now, I have far more instructors than students at the moment. So get out there and talk people into coming to the class!!!
[sub]I will not have this turn into an orgy. I will not have this turn into an orgy![/sub]
*Blackclaw wanders in, looks at the line, wanders out muttering, well my cats love me anyway. *
OH no you don’t! Most of the people in here are instructors, anyway. Come in, take your choice of instructors, and let the lessons begin!
The orgy will begin shortly…
Wait a minute! This is supposed to be a class. Not an orgy! We aren’t having an orgy here. No orgies. Just flirting. Do you hear me? No or…
Mmmph!!!
I was just walking down the hall and I heard the word “orgy”. Hey hardygrrl, that color really compliments your eyes, and I absolutely LOVE what you’ve done to your hair!
[sub]wanna bump smoothies?[/sub]
Y’know, Bill, since you’ve shaved, the final line of your sig is vaguely disturbing…
Ok, now that just put a vision in my mind that won’t go away…
That’s what you need…
A set of balls that just won’t quit!
I think you’re right.
Know where I can find any?
Oh, I know of a pair that haven’t seen much action lately…
Maybe I should check them out, find out how good of shape they’re still in… make sure they don’t quit at a bad time…
37 years and nary a hiccup!
Well, that certainly is a good prerequisite.
Still, I’d like to do a little testing, just to make sure.
Unless you’d rather NOT test them out…
Doesn't that line belong in the Liar's thread?
And what was that that muffled her last line?Hmmm… reviewing my past performance here, I think I could definitely use a few refresher courses. I seem to be having some trouble with how fast to bring things up to speed. Normally I was having a problem with taking things a bit too far too fast, now it seems I’ve gone and slowed down too much and the ladies I try and flirt with seem to be putting me in the “Safe” category again instead of the “Guy I would really like to see smiling up at me from between my thighs” category.
I’m thinking part of the problem is my inability to sit on a thread and respond quickly enough to keep things flowing properly. By the time I come back she’s cooled from my previous warming comment and then I’m not sure whether I need to re-warm things or to go ahead to the next step.
-Doug
Yet another example of a thread I could have desperately used that I seem to miss for god knows how long…
::puts on his thong and wanders into thread::
This is the right place right?
Damn You Smilie!
That’s Puts on his thong… 
Never More! That’s It! Screw me again, smilie, and I’ll make sure you meet an untimely demise.
No! Because it’s not supposed to be an orgy. I really wanna help here! It’s not my fault everyone here is so good!!!
You should know, sweetheart. You’ve done it to me often enough. Want a repeat performance? 