Screw It, Or Me (Apologetic and Flirt Thread)

Okay, I’m feeling a little crappy right now. A few people have given me some compliments in the past two days, even started a couple of threads, but due to recent events, I went into “humble” mode and didn’t want to come across as too much of a flirt, so I shrugged them off and I’m sure I came across as a bit of a bitch. I am VERY SORRY about that! The compliments were very appreciated! I was afraid to let it show though, as everyone seems to have suddenly turned very PC in the last day. Well, guess what? PC isn’t ME!

I am a flirt. A huge one. Doesn’t mean that all I do is flirt in here though. I’m actually more than just a flirt, as are many of the “flirty” women here, and I don’t really care if anyone believes otherwise. I also have been known to go further than flirting with some people, so flirting to me, is not entirely a game. I am what I am, and I refuse to post in a way that does not let me express myself, or say what I really feel or mean. I have been bottled up all day today after the threads people started about me and again, my apologies to all. Hugs, gratuitous tit flashes and butt gropes to all!!

I have to admit that I still feel like a bit of a “newbie” around here, and in the chat room. Something about self-esteem, I guess. Almost everyone here comes across as so intelligent or witty that sometimes, I delete entire responses after I proof-read them 5 times for spelling errors, and by then my intelligence or humor no longer seems worth sharing. I’ve deleted some that I thought were too flirty or revealing for this group. (anyone care to join me crying in my beer here?) I was actually relieved for a while yesterday when I noticed that very few people had read my “How Drunk You’ve Been” story… now I wish more had, as that is the real me.

Well, forget it. I can only be me, damned if anyone expects something else. Don’t like my pics? Don’t look at em. Don’t like my posts? Don’t read em. Don’t like me? I don’t care. Let the drunken Gropefest begin, sluts and shameless hussies of the world unite!!! And I apologize once again for spending a day not being myself, especially to UncleBill and Beelzebubba!

Hey, Tequila?

Nice tits.

Damn straight, Tequila!

After reading some of the things that have been posted today I’m sure there will be people that just decide not to read or pay any attention to anything us shameless hussies posts. But I’m with you. I’ll be damned if I try to be something I’m not. I can’t please everyone I know all the time in RL and I sure as hell can’t do it with a couple of thousand people on a message board.

Thanks Euty:)
Arden… got any nekkid pics? <wink>

Oh, I meant to say this earlier. Before I start getting flamed, I want to clarify that I was NOT flaming anybody but myself. I was very upset with myself for “mainstream thinking”, so please, don’t anyone take my OP as a personal attack, direct or hidden. Believe me, If I have something to say to someone, I will use names.

Chat room ??? Have I missed something ???

FreakyZeke try this thread
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=63076

and Welcome to the board :slight_smile:

Thanks, Tequila Mockingbird.

And, thanks.

Well, I’ve followed parts of your SD development, and I like you. You seem real… your flirting isn’t to bad, and it has the added bonus of seeming to be real, as opposed to a cyber-tease that will flirt shamelessly, and then get annoyed once things progress to a bit more personal flirting.

I like you, as a person and as a doper. I’ve been around a little bit longer than you, and I think of myself as a newbie as well.

Don’t let what other folks think of you affect how you act here. You wouldn’t in real life, why should here be any different?

Tequila,

Don’t feel bad…my name is hardygrrl and I’m also a flirty poster.

<<<<<SDMB: Hi hardygrrl>>>>>>

If people are offended in any way by some of the posts-especially any thread that has naked and/or party in the title- I have three words of advice.

DON’T READ THEM!!!

geez people need to lighten up…do what you want and don’t let other people’s small minds bog you down.

You rock Tequila!!!

<doing the “I Rock” dance>

I Rock… I Ro…o…o…ck… I Rock!

Oh…sorry :slight_smile: Thanks hardy, seeing as this is a gropefest and all…can I get ya a drink??

Some of us have to. And some of us still hurt.

I am very conflicted about you, Tequila!

On the one hand, after seeing your pic… Oh my.

On the other hand, I have five fingers.

No wait, scratch that. On the other hand, you’re married! I know, I know, what’s that got to do with flirting? Well, on your site you say you’re married to Turbo Dog. I’m reluctant to seriously flirt with you because:

  1. He’s a Doper.

  2. He looks big. Bigger than me, anyway.

  3. It’s just not right. I DO have morals. Seriously. Ok, just one.

:smiley:

Anyway, great pics. I think you’re just marvy and dreamy!

TM…if you have any Absolut I’m there!

Euty…
<<Bill Clinton voice>>

I feel your pain

<<end Bill Clinton voice>>

Good post, Te-kill-ya. Damn skippy on all points.

My feeling has always been that I’m gonna type what I think, and often in the same manner in which I speak and if people have a problem with it, TFS.

Hey, Euty, I’m glad to see you made an exception to the “no links to porn” in TM’s case. Not that it is, that’s my point. Not that I’ve looked. Certainly not that I noticed what an amazing set of breastizisiz TM has. Certainly not. Nope. Not me.

<think goes wandering off, whistling aimlessly…>

Ah well…

  • walks to bar, rummages around for a shaker, ice and a bottle of good vodka *

Euty, bro, I feel you, I really do, but like it or not I think that was part of the risk of being a mod. Don’t worry… I think there is a general toning down of the virtual debauchery coming, at least for a little while.

dantheman, if you are conflicted, why don’t you ask Turbodog? I’m sure he’ll straighten you out.

  • upon seeing the preview, pours an ice cold shot of Stoli for hardygirl *

hardygirl, try this… better than Absolut…

Alas, no. I let the ex keep them all. Mighty decent of me, don’t ya think? :wink:

danthe, I’m marvy and dreamy? Aw shucks! And don’t worry bout that old former Marine lurking behind ya…he’s just here for “atmosphere”…yeah that’s it! Seriously, he KNOWS I am flirt and ain’t nothing he can do to change it. I doubt he wants to either :stuck_out_tongue:

hardygrrl, damnit no Absolut…I can offer some Chopin though as I prefer it.

thinksnow, damn skippy?? I have been waiting my whole life for someone to say “damn skippy” to me. (seriously!) Glad ya like my “breastizisiz” too. I am sorta partial to em myself.

Tristan…ahhh, Tristan.

Arden, have I mentioned, I LIKE you? Wanna get together so I can TAKE some nekkid pics of you??? I’d think that would be mighty decent of you.

I aprreciate everything here, but need to point out that this is NOT a pity party. I’m over it, let’s have fun!

Straighten me out? What, I got a bad back? Nah… if I need a spinal rearrangement, there are massage parlors galore in these parts!

Mess with an ex-Marine? Why, I’d just as soon be lobotomized and have my brains eaten by a Welsh actor!

Oh, and Tequila… just dan will do. I mean just calling me dan will do. I mean… Oh…

Um, meebe I ain’t da sharpest nife en da drawa, but I missed the PC stuff, Tequila you’ve been the flirtatious, bodacious, delicious hussy you’ve been since I first raised my eyebrow (and that isn’t ALL that was raised) and flirted with you the first time! You asking if I was going to the Spiffling made me call Delta and book a flight. I’m not going to miss out on that wit or those ta-ta’s!

I LOVE your pics, can you say “right click”?

I’ll follow you through hell and high water to any thread.

I don’t know you in person, but I like what I read in here!

I NEED to get united with some hussies and sluts!!! Drunk OR sober.

Apology almost good enough, but not quite. A few nekkid pics would take care of it! But thanks a tons for the hugs, butt gropes, and gratuitous tit flashes.

A shameless and bold poster,
UncleBill

I LIKE you too, 'Quila! Yes, that would be mighty decent of me. I’ll have to look into that. :wink: