Today was such a good day I feel like celebrating!
First off my friend Joe actually handed me my backstage pass to WWF backlash being taped in Chicago 4/29…which means I get to meet my celeb crush!
Second I just got a new hire to mentor at work and DAMN is he hot! Dumb as a box of hammers but I still have an overwhelming desire to make his body hair lie in one direction using my tongue
So wants to get nekkid and drink until they get the spins?
::drinks champagne straight from bottle and starts stripping::
Hey hardygrrl, I’m glad you’re having a good day. I’m so jealous of your backstage passes. If you get some good pics of Lita, you have to send me some.
I’m still going nuts with my trainee.
I don’t do champagne, so I’ll just pop open a beer.
Hey, hardygrrl, much wonderfulness of recent developments! Don’t know you much, but I’m already sans culottes and other unnecessaries of the apparel variety and I’m destroying a six pack, so I thought I’d cheer and sit here on this ottoman and join you and the other folks here…
So…whatcha gonna teach the box of rox with the bod? Or is that plan still under development?
Well…I’m supposed to be training this guy on how to detect/prevent credit card fraud but I’d really like to play “hardygrrl rides the new hire like a dimestore pony.” But alas he’s 20 year old skate rat and I need an adult at this time in my life. He is however excellent eye candy :).
::drinks out of the champagne bottle and writhes,oops dances,between Verrain and Blur::
Bill…I know that but a) he’s a puppy and most likely can’t maintain as long as I require…b) I’d have to fight off every other female in the office w/ a stick …c) I don’t know if he goes for my type ifyouknowwhatimean.
Back to the regularly scheduled naked drunkeness…
I knew I’d get Bill here with that title hehehe…
After I’m done dancing for Verrain and Blur can we take the Porsche for a ride ?
Well, I’m somewhat drunk and mostly nekkid, so I felt I belong here. And do you wanna take the Porsche out at 120 mph on that 25 mph road? Scare the CRAP out of those horses!