Its hardygrrl’s 500th post!
The bar is open, the jello pit will be arriving soon and there is Nirvana on the stereo.
So c’mon in, grab a drink, and say hi. The only thing not allowed are pink polo shirts.
::blur grabs a rum & coke and hopes someone shows up::
Darn! All of my shirts are pink polos. Can I come anyway, or do I have to borrow a shirt from someone?
Of course I’m here…silly jabroni 
::hugs blur but saves the good stuff for later::
Let me grab a raspberry stoli lemonade and BTW…anyone invite Jeff Hardy for me?
And sweetie…you forgot to specify…it’s pink polo shirt wearing assclowns that are banned.
Digirl…you’re cool.
::enter several very buff, young, shirtless men in tight jeans hauling in the equipement for the fabled **AR Jello Pit::
Happy 500!
resists making a comment to dlgirl about there being another option when it comes to shirts
looks around…it’s not so sick and twisted…it’s pretty nice, actually.
Congrats, hardygrrl!
Anyone who’s a fan of one of the most underrated tag-teams must be pretty cool.
hardygrrl, there is this rumor going around that your not sick and twisted.
silent_rob, don’t think I didn’t think of what you are thinking. I just didn’t put it in words. You got to think of that.
AAAHHHH! Too many "think"s in the above comment.
blur…just becuase I’m a punk rock girly girl does not mean I’m not sick and twisted.
Why don’t you come over here and I’ll prove it to you?
Say… can we leave out the “world of” bit?
Did somebody say…jello?
<reminisce> That’s where Arden and I first met…</reminisce>
Congrats, hardygrrl!
She’s sick and twisted. I can vouch for that.
Or, at the very least, she doesn’t run screaming in revulsion from the sick and twisted.
Who’s got an opener for this bottle of Merlot I brought?
Yeah, and shortly thereafter we had to get married. 
Thanks everybody who’s showed up so far…
Where’s Tequila Mockingbird,Falcon,Crunchy Frog?
Crunchy.for you I’ll let the assclown issue slide but NO PINK POLO SHIRT!!!
What the hell are you talking about? Since when do I own a pink polo shirt. Just for this outrageous attack on my character, I shall not be participating in this thread.
[sub]damn[/sub]
hardygrrl:
Well, to be fair, it is quarter to one eastern time.
Those of us posting so far are the idiots too stupid to go to bed.
Crunchy…you can play.
What’s a party w/o at least one assclown?
Here it is only 10. I should actually be studying for finals, but oh well. I enjoy talking with you guys.
Forgot to say it before(duh!), Congrats hardygrrl!
dlgirl, you don’t really want to study. Stay here and be corrupted.
If anyone’s getting corrupted here blur it’s you.
I have to show my gratitude for the party AND prove how sick and twisted I REALLY am.
::crooks finger at blur::
Think you can handle me?