Damn. Only one assclown allowed?
::wandering back out of the thread::
Behave yourself hardygrrl…
Why should I?
hardygrrl behaving at a post party? Isn’t that one of the signs of the Apocolypse?
::chugs drink and starts doing shots of raspberry Stoli::
Do you doubt me?
[ good ole J.R.]
Twisty appears on top of the titantron superstructure, beside the jello pit. “Holy Shit! Holy Shit!” Chants the crowd. He must be at least 50 feet up!!
Twisty leaps majestically, attempting a swanton irght into the jello beside Arden
My God! My God!! He’s missed!! He’s gone through the conveniently placed plywood table!! He’s broken in half!!
[/good ole J.R.]
[tazz] Not even an assclown would attempt that! It looks like he’s gonna miss the rest of the party!! [/tazz]
One way to find out for sure my pet.
Why don’t you just go sit in the corner of the ring and let me give you a nice,slow,naked BroncoBuster? 
Since no one brought Jeff…::d&r::
BTW blur…I have no doubt in my mind what you can and can’t handle but…
cmon…
Let me give you the BroncoBuster and then we can play Matt and Lita, IYKWIM.
Happy 500, hon.
looks around Damn, no one to play with. Ah well. sits in corner and drinks
Verrain arrives with two people carrying with a human shaped package in WWF wrapping paper that occasionally twitches.
Sorry I’m late, it took longer than I thought to get your present wrapped.
Happy 500, Hardygrrl!
Congrats Hardygrrl! Am new to the boards, but have enjoyed reading your posts, and admire your sense of humor. Sounds like a great party!
- Raises Guinness in toast* “Here’s to 500 more!!”
Good for you. 
hardygrrl, is there ANY thing that doesn’t turn you on?
Congratulations, hardygrrl! May I join you in that pit full of jello? It’s been awhile since I’ve grappled with a punk rock girly girl in a vat full of chilled dessert substances.
[barbershop quartet]. . .And many morrrrrrrrre! [/barbershop quartet]
Yer pal,
Zappo
Just realized that my last post means I’ve reached 10% of hardygrrl’s total posts.
Today. . .day. . .day I am the luckiest man. . .man. . .man in the world. . .world. . .world.
Yer pal,
Zappo
:::kisses blur deeply and whispers in his ear::
I will keep my promise but I HAVE to see what Verrain brought me so hold tight.
::starts tearing wrapping paper off to reveal Jeff Hardy in all his glory. Walks around him slowly eyeing him up and down and slowly running her hands on him. Stands in front of him,takes his hand and leads him to the jello pit::
Let’s see if you’re REALLY poetry in motion, Jeffy. BTW…strip down but leave the armbands on for now…and do your intro dance for me while I strip.
BTW handy…I do have a short list of things that don’t turn me on but that’s only given out on a need to know basis.
Falcon…I may be busy here with Jeffy but look…Crocefan and Zeppo need a playmate.
This post is just like a real party in the fact that it starts off with alcohol and then ends up in sex. HAVE FUN
Uh-huh… I see how you are. Forget all about me! Just for that, I don’t know if I’ll give you the 500th post gift I got you. Maybe you don’t have any need for a luxury suite, filled with all the toys, bondage equipment, movies, and fun edibles you could imagine. I thought maybe you’d like to take Verrain’s gift up there for a week (which is how long I booked the room there for you), but if you’ve forgotten I exist…
looks at room key, looks at hardygrrl
Aw hell, you deserve it anyway! Here you go, and happy 500th. Just remember, I want the DETAILS!!!
Hey hardygrrl. Happy 500! In honor of this event, I challenge you to a Jellow wrestling match…but only if it’s cherry Jello.
Now that I look at my posts, I have found that I have gone over 100. Well, thank you hardygrrl, for giving me a reason to get there.
I was hoping I would hit three digits, since I am so slow with everything. It took me a little over a month, at the risk of my schooling. Yay!