I’m having one of those days. I need some distraction so I don’t have to think about what/who is irritating me right now…
Distract me…
You can juggle,or run around wearing a tutu, or just wave something shiny, I don’t care 
Or if you want to flirt…like I ever say no to that.
Your post count is 1066… AD 1066 being the year in which William the Conqueror defeated the Saxons and invaded England, setting off a chain of events which led to the formation of modern American civilization. Perhaps this is weighing on you.
Or perhaps not.
::walks into thread naked::
Hello.
Is hardygrrl feeling down?
Distract you eh, ok, I’ll give it shot.
Do you think the WWF Raw and Smackdown shows are getting to be pretty funny. I mean last night with Kurt Angle wearing that kid sized cowboy hat fo nearly two houirs, that was hilarious.
Think about it while I go look for my tutu.
Whatcha think of THESE?
<FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX>
Dude… pull your pants back up, PLEASE.
What? Oh… well… If hardygrrl REALLY wants to see that, I guess it’s alright. It’s her thread after all. I’ll just avert my eyes.
Walks into thread naked …lifts up his belly so you can she his dick… walks out of thread
::giggles::
** iampunha ** and ** Grizz Rich **…
How YOU guys doing?
** imthjckaz**…
That was hysterical! I was waiting for him to sing Happy Trails or start skipping around with Perry Saturn’s mop, pretending it was a pony.
thats supposed to say SEE his dick… oops… freudian slip! 
Hey, look! What’s that over there?
Okay . . . just hit 5,000 posts, so I’m feeling cool.
Er, warm. Actually, kinda hot and sweaty. I’d take off my shirt, but I’m not wearing one.
[aside: Why is she giggling? It is because of . . . y’know . . . :(]
I’m pretty certain that if you’re committed to having gender reassignment surgery done, that you really want a professional to perform it. Plus, you should probably be prone during it, not standing. It’ll be just as distracting either way.
I usually refer to such things as freudian slits. Many times, people don’t even notice.
It’s hard to top extreme surgical practices for distraction purposes, but here’s my attempt:
Apparently, certain species of frogs vomit by turning their stomachs inside-out, distending them out through their mouths, and scraping out the contents with their front legs.
I’m not giggling at you…it’s at ** Whammo **
And how come you’re showing up naked lately in my threads?
Seemed like a good idea at the time:)
Drastic! I could be like the Sea Cucumber of the land! Vomiting my intrails anytime I feel threatened!
Sure, I see how it is now.You show up naked, tease me and leave.
Somehow that wasn’t the embodiment of the Sea Cucumber I was thinking of;)
Threatened, hell. I think I’d do it just as a party trick.
Hey everybody! Watch this!
It’s probably a good thing people aren’t built that way. I remember quite a few kids in elementary school who enjoyed turning their eyelids partially inside-out at people, after all. Schools would pay less attention to pointing out their excellent teacher-to-student ratio, and more to pointing out their janitor-to-student ratio.
Have I left yet?
[sub]Have you seen where my clothes are? I’m getting awfully self-conscious . . . [/sub]
::Reluctantly hands iampunha a robe and “accidently” brushes a hand on his chest::
Oops. Sorry,I’m a little clumsy