So hardygrrl: Do you think WWF/WCW Invasion will be the coolest wrestling event ever, or was Wrestlemani X7 the best?
::ties the robe around his waist::
Now, hardygrrl, what shall your punishment be?
** robgruver**…
I don’t know. As of now, I’m not impressed. Bagwell gets a title shot? On Raw? What’s next, another Billy Gunn push?
[sub] Vince, if you’re reading this, push Jeff. [/sub]
and ** iampunha **…
What exactly do you have in mind?
::sits down,crosses legs and smiles::
Yeah! And what is the deal with Crash getting a push. That just sucks. At least they are pushing Y2J again. He is an awsome wrestler.
hey, that’s me allright, when should I come over? 
[Hi Jack]Hey Juggler, where’ve you been?[Bye Jack]
flashing my tits
What? That didn’t distract you?
** Soda **
If tits were all it took, all I’d have to do is look down.
** robgruver **
I agree with you about Y2J but damn it Vince…
Push Jeff. Please. Amd not into a storyline with Trish either. Give him some mic time to develop the skills and…
I think he needs a valet and I hereby offer my services.
I would be happy to take Lita off their hands for a bit. She rocks more than a quarry.
She’s got a butterface.
As in “the body’s hot but her face?”
She can stay with Matt and I’ll take care of Jeff. Help him get ready for matches,help him in the shower afterwards…
Thats ok. My wrestling group (sup guys!) collectivlly drools at her whenever they fight. Of course I know you are whereever you are drooling over Jeff at the same time.
Hey! Isn’t that Elvis? YO! KING!
Drooling over him…never
I feel so shallow…especially because I want to see him in a tuxedo match ( the male version of an evening gown match) with Rob Van Dam.
Soda: Busy with “tenta” work, idling… nice to see you too.
Hmmm, this thread was about hardygrrl… boo! Distracted you?
Between naked male Dopers,wrestling talk and a Beetlejuice reference…
It’s working
:: comes in juggling knives* while running around in a tutu ::
Are you distracted enough yet? I’m not that good at juggling any more and ARRRRGGGHHHH!
Someone call a doctor! Get some Ice! And please don’t step on my finger, I’ll need to get that reattached.
[sub]*the knives take care of the OP’s request for something shiny. I’m kind of wishing at this point I’d picked tin foil covered tennis balls[/sub]
My mother always told me not to play with knives and look what happened to Mauvaise…
Hey Hardygrrl,
Just to let you know, the Hardys have a match at the in-house show that I am going to tonight.
I have 5th row tickets…
I’ll let you know if I get any good pictures. I’m sure I will, because they are supposed to be fighting the Dudleys, and it should be a good match.
Lita will not be there, but I’ll try to get some good pictures for anyone who wants them.
I am so excited! Last time I went to wrestling, it was for Smackdown! and we had crapola seats. Way up in the nosebleeds… The only pictures that came out were of The Big Show, Kane, and Undertaker… Yumm… Undertaker…
Skerri…
I want to be you
I’m going to the August Raw in Chicago-or least to the hotel the Hardyz stay at…
Well, Hardygrrl, I promise to get you a good picture or two. I’m taking the good camera, and plenty of film.
(Oh, and just so you know, I have the hots for Matt, so if I get the chance to meet them beforehand, I will see if I can get good pics of Jeff just for you!!!)
My best friend also thinks that Jeff is the cuter of the two, sorry to say I don’t see it.
I’m just counting on the Undertaker being there. If he is, I will fight to the death to get a good pic of him…
Thanks Skerri
The Jeff vs. Matt argument…it’s like Coke vs. Pepsi. You can’t like them both equally.