1000 posts **
Time for a huge post party. I’ve got the open,stocked for 1000 people bar, enough toys/oils/etc in case things get interesting, I’m sure ** Arden Ranger ** will have the Jello Pit here shortly, and for something new…
Notice the vaulted ceilings?
Look over in the corner-yes, that’s a trampoline. And that IS a trapeze hanging from the ceiling.
Now if I could just decide what to wear…
the black vinyl raincoat? Been done before.
::goes through closet frantically until she finds the perfect outfit
An authentic Playboy Bunny costume,in Cubbie blue,complete with ears,cuffs and fuzzy cotton tail. Finds the 4" heels that match and gets dressed::
So…everyone’s invited. Come in,have a drink,if you insist on bringing a gift I won’t mind
::Pops the cork on a bottle of Cristal and pours herself a glass::
Well, I have a chest of homemade toys better suited to the black vinyl raincoat. I’m sure theotherangel won’t mind if you select a few (in fact, I’m damn certain she’d love to demonstrate how they’re used :D).
I’m under dressed for a party as I’m here in my nighty but Congrats anyway hardygrrl! I have some Texas sheet cake topped with chocolate frosting and 1000 walnut pieces I’ll drop off for everyone to enjoy. Have a great time.
Abby
[itty bitty font]P.S. I hit 100 today![/itty bitty font]
hardygrrl, I just officially “met” you tonight, and I can tell, we’re going to be friends (how could we not? ).
Congrats on the first thousand, here’s to many many more.
:: raises glass of champagne in salute ::
[sub]Psst, Abby, you make “itty bitty font” by [ sub ] whatever you want to say tiny [ /sub ]. Of course when you post, don’t put spaces in the brackets, I only did it so you could see what to use. Check out this link for more VB code help. And 'grats on the 100 :)[/sub]
Hello, I can’t stay I’m afraid, going out for a late lunch, but these savoury pinwheel things are for you. Made 'em meself - nice if they’re heated up for a few minutes, and these are some bottles of assorted Australian beers. The Coopers is my current favourite.
Okay, I’ll be off - what? - oh, okay, well just one.
No I’d prefer a small glass of the Cristal, actually.
Um, do I have to take my boots off to use the trampoline?
Oh. Boots and jeans, both? Oh well, why not. You know I’m not an underwear boy, don’t you?
My sincerest congratulations, Hardygrrl, and I hope this rose will induce you to forgive me for the fact that I am right now staring…ahhhh…someplace well south of your eyes
That’s a niiiice outfit…you should wear it more often
).