Yer lookin at a former Marine, dollface! Me and Turbo could swap war stories, whilst I steal glances at your cleavage!
~UncleBill, USMCR
Pictures?
Hey, I still have that video equipment set up over in that other room - the one with the dried up Jell-O. 
And Tequila??? I happen to enjoy your posts, too. Screw the PC crap and just keep bein’ yerself. We like you better that way.
:: cops a feel on the way out ::
Gee, miss a day or two… Tequila was NOT flirtatious?
…and your flirting isn’t bad, you’re GOOD at it…
Hell, we can all sit around and swap stories.
Cpl. Thinksnow, USMCR
There are pictures? Other than the ones on the People Pages?
TM, we LIKE flirty posters here. No need to apologize.
Dire Wolf, You’re a naughty boy. Go to my room!
(That is actually the vanity plate I have on the front of my car)
thinksnow good to see ya!
and Arden Ranger, what happens if I beat Dire Wolf to your room? I’m 6’2", 34, and oh, so available!
Found 'em!
Day-ammmm! Is this where I pledge my eternal devotion?
I say the world can use more hussies. And Piss on the PC crowd. The whole lot of 'em. 
Wait…when were we not supposed to be shameless hussies…I missed that one. (I’m so out of the loop!) Way to stick up for yourself Tequila!
eh. Oh well. Anyone want to get me drunk?
[rolling my eyes at the injustice of a world where gorgeous college girls say things like that to middle-aged married guys]
Why, yes, I would. What’s your pleasure?
Well, hot damn looks like we got a party going here now! I’d offer to order a pizza but I’m afraid what happened to TD may happen 
I’ll just saty here and drink my happy hussy ass off though I may quickly become too inibriated to post. (which screen am I replying to again? Oh yeah…the one in the MIDDLE!)
Welcome to my gropefest dropzone, UncleBill, Joe_Cool and Medea’s Child…damned glad to have ya!
Well, UncleBill, I guess we’ll just have to see what happens if you get there forst, won’t we?
[sub]Now, where did I put that paddle?[/sub]
Well, I may not have been a Marine, but I can take orders with the best of 'em.
Yes, ma’am! DW, reporting to room!
UncleBill, you may be 6’2" and 34, but I have a Magical Jackhammer Tongue[sup]TM[/sup], so there!.
[sup]OK, OK, how 'bout we call it a tie? We can flip her for it. Whaddaya calling, tits or ass? [/sup]
OK, Arden Ranger, and Dire Wolf I called it! I’m on top first! And the paddle is behind the box with the fuzzy handcuffs and Astro Glide. Be careful not to scare the penguin.
Arden…I am rapidly falling into serious wanton do-me-now lust with you…Something about wanting to start a thread with the MOST drunken typos and you do one of my classic drunk typos of “forst” makes you just become the “friend cum fuck buddy” of my dreams!
Tekuila if yew want tpyos, ley me gey anothet beer. And my name isn’t spelled “Arden”. It’s “UncleBill”. I just had my fuck buddy in town a few weekends ago. Nice weekend.
Baseball, baseball, baseball…
WOW!
I can’t say as I’ve ever had anyone in “serious wanton do-me-now lust” with me! [sub]Wanna help me in here with DW and UB? I got an extra paddle in here somewhere[sub]
Oh. UncleBill? No penguins! I draw the line at wolves and felines[sub]Sheesh, what a pervert[/sub]
Curses and Damnation! Damn VB code!
Back off UncleBill!