And yes, Tequila shall I paddle you first? Arden? Will you two just line up, rears raised, so I can swat both at one time, please? That’s it, nice and close to each other.
::Twack!::
Mmmmm, I love the smell of a foursome.
Do I hear five?
Seven?
[sup]but I draw the line at penguins[/sup]
Was that, “Back off, UncleBill!”, or “Back away from UncleBill, he’s mine!”?
Just wanna be clear on this.
No, no. You boys have it backwards. We are paddling you.
And we’re also sharing.
…for you to use that term. :eek:
OK, have at it, and have at each other! Just don’t be upset when I grab one of you and ravish you in the way a man can do. A guy can only handle so much…
Gee thanks everyone…I just shot whiskey out my nose from laughing and it HURTS! still laughing though
:Flopping on the couch:
/insert Ben Stein monotone voice/Oh. Baby. Do. Me. Now. I. Am. So. Hot. For. You. Give. It. To. Me. Hard./uninsert voice/
All I’m spouting out my nose is Beer! But I’m almost nekkid, so that counts for something!
[same voice] So. after the posts. can anyone tell me who got jiggy?.. anyone?.. anyone?[/same voice]
purr
Anything we can do for[sub]to[/sub]Tequila.
All I can say is…
With you two girls wiggling your asses around like that, it just makes me want to grab you like bowling balls.
Stoli works for me.
::grabs bottle and drinks::
::takes off vinyl trenchcoat to reveal her luscious naked body::
You know if there’s alcohol and groping hardygrrl’s in.
I brought a riding crop w/ me…who’s been a bad doper?
Naw, not been bad (except for not looking up TruePisces when I was in Tampa last weekend) but a little slap and tickle never hurt, well not TOO much, anyway!
::takes Stoli from hardygrrl, pours it over her amble breats and licks it off::
::Brings in a big ole bottle of Grey Goose and takes a seat.::
This is getting interesting!
… but I’m just going to trace this Vodka that got spilled here…
:: moving down past breasts, sipping vodka out of navel, moving farther south ::
but if you want to smack me a bit with that, feel free… I’m going to be busy trying to make you loose muscle control, however…
:: begin eating ::
[sub]several years ago, I actually knocked my ex out doing this… lets see what happens here… [/sub]
“amble breasts”?
what I am eating, of course, in hardygrrl…
Mmmmmm… I love doing this!
:: begins tracing runes on hardygrrls thighs in vodka one handed, the other hand being used to assist in my oral fixation ::
hardy? vinyl trenchcoat? riding crop? OOOOOOH BAYBEE!!!
And, hey Arden…my breasts tend to “amble”…this way, that way and HEY my armpits look cozy!
And by the way, UncleBill, answer your email!
Amble or Ample?
::The andyman sits on his “Grey Goose” for a couple minutes, waiting to see what happens.
Tristan …you don’t mind if I exploit my oral fixation? Don’t worry…I can do two things at once. 
:: points at Uncle Bill::
Come over here and help a girl out ;).
OK, hold it. Isn’t this thread supposed to be for Tequila Mockingbird? Everybody’s hooking up with hardygrrl, and poor TM’s sitting it out!
OK, 'Quila, where (how?) do you want me? I don’t have any fetish-type items, but I’m sure we can find something around here somewhere…