I’ll help any damsel who asks! Especially doing THIS! Oral is my specialty. I took speech classes, and I can trace the alphabet on hardygrrl’s nether regions until she screams out in ancient Greek!
I e-mailed you back, the one here is from work. Try UncleBill35@aol.com, that’s where I am now.
(Nekkid pics will be accepted here from all wimmins)
Oh, sure. UncleBill gets mail…
:: seeing that UncleBill seems to have things well in hand… or whatever, wanders over to Tequila, drops to his knees and begins to pay homage to her in the best way possible… with a lot of licking, and a lot of sucking… ::
anything else I can do for you, pretty lady?
Lindy, babe…dis’ ain’t my party I’m just the hostess…this your first gropefest, cutie? UncleBill, noted and and ‘noted’ 
Everyone having fun here? Any free hands needing a cool drink pressed into them? (Or better yet, a warm body part?)
Very well carry on…Lindy…please cum with me…err… come with me, I hope the rest follows 
Technically, no, although I couldn’t seem to get anyone’s attention in Tassie’s thread about a week ago. I must have had my invisibility cloak on.
You talk like that, I’d follow you anywhere.
:quickly disrobes:
TM, I’m ready, willing, and able!
:: gets up of knees and follows, interested to see what’s about to conspire, and hoping to help ::
Although the fact that I keep getting interupted is getting annoying… hehehehhe
Sorry Tris, this place moves awful fast for us peeps with crappy computers! How 'bout I just flop on this here couch like the drunk I am and wave to the newcomers? (Lindy…I will get ya later!)
OK, I can deal with that. I’ve got to go to sleep anyway. (Yeah, yeah, I know, it’s a whole hour earlier here than where you are, but what can I say? I’ve got to get up in seven hours, and I’m not as young as I used to be!!)
But I’ll definitely take a rain check. (I’ll even respond to any upcoming posts at work. Just got to practice my window-hiding skills.)
Oh, and Tristan? Don’t be like that; something tells me TM wouldn’t be averse to a little…umm…extra attention (although hardygrrl seemed more than willing to give you the time of day…and then some!;)).
Hey, do you have any extra beer left?
Any babe need special attention?
Shame on you for asking. ALL babes need special attention!
::puts on the Special Attention outfit…::
Notices Arden Ranger in the corner…
She is quite busy partying with TM,UB and DW…
Well what the heck!!
JOINS…
Awww, no need to apologize. Just make that kiss extra wet-n-sloppy
Well since Tristan didn’t quite finish the job…
Uncle Bill…I don’t know that much ancient Greek but can you make me scream in Italian? Can you wear me out so bad I’ll need an i.v. and an oxygen tank to recover?
::crooks finger at Uncle Bill::
Accept the hardygrrl challenge? 
Hey you kids! Knock off all this tomfoolery!
Oooh…
ooo…
Hi, Arden! Get you a drink? A nice margarita, perhaps? Heavy on the salt?
[striking myself in a particularly painful and personal manner]
Down, boy! It’s just pretend!
Who am I to turn down a free margarita?
[sub]hey, dropzone… wanna play?[/sub]
sigh
I might be the only barkeep in the land who doesn’t get any…
Yer drink’s on the way, m’lady!
If I were still flirting, I would invite TM and AR to pull me along with them into the nearest walk-in closet, and I would eloquently demonstrate how a girl who can touch her tongue to her nose is more entertaining than a man who offers to TRY any time.
If I were still flirting. But I’m not.
dan, we can’t let the barkeep go with none! leans over the bar on elbows What’ll you have?