No, it’s ok, my fingers are supposed to be down there. I’d explain it to you, but it’s highly technical and I wouldn’t want to bore you with a bunch of Latin terms I wouldn’t be able to explain.
Now just lie down and arch your back a little . . .
Hey, dook, SouthernStyle, Mully, I could use some assistance whenever you guys wanna pull your pants up and turn off the camcorders.
Allright FINE. I think I’ve got a tripod around here somewhere. Bother me when I’m in the middle of something. What’s that? You’re in the middle of something too? Hmmmm, yeah I might be able to help out over there.
You rub it on your body. I’m the medical man here, I should know how these things work.
:: quickly backs out of the room ::
So far, those who have been examined and passed:
chrisbar
CrankyAsAnOldMan
lolagranola
Myself or one of my authorized assistants will be with Athena (who I think may need to have to be subdued before she vilates someone with that baby oil bottle) and little*bit shortly. You will be able to recognize an authorized assistant from an imposter because he will have a penis or go by the name of sealemon88.
(sealemon - that was for the I broke the fast thread! It took me 3 hrs to come up with something, but I finally did.)
Note to self: must remember to get that sharpening stone for wit!
Bratman, I think you should read the rules you agreed to abide by when you registered. They state very clearly that this duty is the sole responsibility of the forum moderators. Don’t make me warn you again.
Normally, I would be happy to oblige, but as I’m an American I’m not quite sure what bloomers are. I’m hoping that’s an article of clothing, and not some slang term for my genitals.
Dammit, would you guys either take the pants off all the way or pull them up? How do you expect to make a break for it with your britches all bunched up around your ankles like that?
(no pun intended) But as a relative newbie, perhaps it would be more instructive if WE examined YOU, Brat. Or any of the rest of you camcorder-touting gents. This is, after all, in the name of fighting ignorance. Isn’t it? Let’s have a little look-see…<wiggles eyebrows>
I realize this is a scientific procedure, but it is a little naughty.
Very naughty, in fact.
We should be punished.
Spanked? Yes.
First comes the spanking.
And then the oral…oops. <mutters to self,‘I’m fighting ignorance, I’m fighting ignorance’>
I believe that was the oral exam you were about to refer to. I mean, as you said, it’s all about fighting ignorance. How are we supposed to know what we know with out some kind of testing?
Hi there… I’ve been here since February and God forbid I should miss some required exam. I’ll just need a number two pencil and a Scantron form… hello, I said pencil.
First off, stuuter, this thread is to examine FEMALES. You wanna examine me, open a male thread. Read my other posts, I’ve been naked here before and I’ll more than likely do it again. (I’m quite the exhibitionist when no one can actually see me)
Second, you pass. Anyone who makes Python references is automatically cool with me. I’m more than willing to face the peril.