If I hear a single noise coming from this area that sounds remotely like “squick”, I’m outta here for good.
psssst… struuter! Hey struuter! You hold Bratty down, I’ll get the oil. Yeah, like that, on his stomach. C’mon boy, you’ll like this. I’m sure ya will.
Now, who was that who started the thread on glass dildos?
Oh sure, pick on the guy that opened the thread, pay no attention to the guys who are standing around with the camcorders.
How about a truce, huh ladies? C’mon you know I was just joshing with ya. Now put the dildo down, and back away slowly. Please?
Brat-
I pass?! It’s sorta bitter sweet, I gotta tell you. I’m thrilled the Python worked…but I was kinda hoping for the standard “C’mon, just gimmee a little peek” treatment. Now I have no good reason to disrobe…
Can I at least use some of the baby oil or lotion? My elbows are dry. <heaves a heavy sigh>
*bit-
EXAM! Yes, that was the word! I just couldn’t get my mouth around it. (ugh. did I really say that?)
struuter
Athena…(whispering out of the corner of her mouth)…where EXACTLY is the male g-spot? Do I even wanna know?
struuter
Well if you wanna show me, I’m sure as hell not stopping anyone.
So c’mon, let me face just a little peril?
Since Brat seems to have some issues right now I will concede to putting down the camcorder.
However, the pants are going back on because there isn’t a person on this board that is going to do any examining of me. Yeah, just try to start with me. I’ll bust out the whoopin’ stick.
(Eyes Mully, shocked) Ummm…wow. That’s some stick. I’ll never be able to think of you the same way again.
Brat–
Face the peril? Okay…but you have to answer three questions first.
What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is the average air-speed velocity of a swallow?
struuter
<- comes back into the exam room, pulling a mechanical bull.
Hey guys, come on, help me out here. The jumper cables are out in the car along with the batteries and the sheep.
Now, ladies, if you’ll form a single file line in front of me and this bull… yes, that’s right, right here. Those of you who still have pants on, line up on the other side of the bull and I’ll help you out of them.
What is your name?
BratMan007
What is your quest?
I seek a little somethin-somethin
What is the average air-speed velocity of a swallow?
What do you mean? An Afircan or European swallow?
psssst! Brat! The answer is -BLUE-.
What? She never asked me my favorite color! Are you trying to get me thrown over the side of the bridge or something?
An African Swallow or a European Swallow?
& is there a coconut involved?
Ummm… no. No, I’d never do that. Never, I swear it!
Brat–
You are the MAN! Mmmhhmmm. <begins unzipping red leather catsuit.>
dook–
I’m from the Midwest. We don’t do the machine out here. Besides, with all the baby oil oozing around here, you’ll be lucky to get anyone to even stay in the seat…or was that the idea? Naughty. I like.
::walks in eating popcorn and binoculars hanging around neck::
Can I still get seats in the observation room??
I am too and yes we do. So there. It’s nothing to be ashamed of, just because there are times where it is infeasible to get to the real thing. Like when you’re completely sloshed and can’t drive out of the parking lot, let alone the city limits 
You know, if we could strap them down to the seat so they won’t fall off… man, just think of all that jiggling…
Brat, remove your hand. If you don’t move it, I’m going to scream. I’m giving you 10–no, make that 15–minutes.
I think you mean if he moves it you’re going to scream. Especially if he moves it for 10 or 15 minutes.
I’m surprised nobody’s brought in a trampoline…