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Just talkin 'bout Shaft.

Yeah, nothing phallic about that poster at all, Lute. :rolleyes: :smiley:

Man, this guy’s got his hands all over those melons.

I sure like huge dongs, but I really prefer watching two guys sword fight. My very favorite, though, is anonymous man-on-man action.

Rick Santorum prefers man-on-dog.

How 'bout a long dong?

Great thread, I think I’ll give you all the clap.

There’s putz, and then there’s www.putzmeister.com.

I’m just surprised to see that no one has yet brought up melons.

I’d like to give everyone in this thread a big lick. Yes, a nice big lick.

Well , how about a really big prick?

http://www.radiofaction.com/weblog/uploaded_images/image12.jpg

Whaddya know? A giraffe’s tongue IS 15 inches long and prehensile! It wasn’t just a Mod pick-up line! (Like any girl could resist those jackboots and underoos.)

I’m just wondering when Evil Captor is going to show to talk about bondage again. Man, I’m tired of that. He says it’s all just role-playing, but I dunno how a guy can get his rocks off on that sort of thing. I guess we should all just be greatful he’s not into watersports.

Personally I love to see somebody having a lay with a male ho. But then a bitch with big teats is hard to beat.

Of course Germans really get into the kinky. Case in point: picture of two German stage performers with faces covered in pussy.

For really water sports, how bout shoving your finger into a dyke.

On the internet, of all places, I managed to find a picture of a man eating pussy.

So, did those guys use the same plastic surgeon as Michael Jackson, or what?

I think Jackson was actually made from their scraps.

In this vein, have you ever seen a German Helmet?