Check out this weird "Warioware" link.

http://media.putfile.com/messagewarioland

The site claims that if you play the record very very fast for an extended period of time that you can here it say, “I have granted kids to hell.”

They put subtitles up so you can here it and I have to admit it sounds quite clear, even without the words. Is it real?

Where on that website does it say that?

I guess you’re probably too young to remember “records” - but when you play them faster than intended, you get the “chipmunks” effect. Oh, wait, you’re probably too young to know who the chipmunks are. Suffice to say this is NOT a record being played too fast.

I think you’re reading something different into this than was intended. I took it to be a commentary on the deleterious effects of hours-on-end video game playing, not the revelation of satanic messages in said video games.

No, but is is a facimile of one. Although not a perfect one- if you play the record at a certain speed, the chorus’s lines are correctly sped up in sync to the music, but Ashley’s lines remain at the original speed. (In fact, you can hear this in the video.) I think what’s happening here is that the opening of each Ashley line is playing on each other line, making it sound like it is saying “I have granted kids to hell.” Although that sentence doesn’t make much sense, there is a similarity- but it is probably unintentional.

Possibly Eye-I put-Grand-this-kit-soo-pan
But pronounciation does make it sound like I-have-gran-ted-kids-to-hell
I’ve actually experimented with this one myself. Like most “satanic messages,” I’m chalking this one up to coincidence. Unusual coincidence, but still coincidence.

Too young? I don’t think anyone has ever confused me as being too young before. I guess either I wrote that post in a childis way, WarioWare is a game for little children, or you are being way too mean to me for no reason.

I own a record player, used to have Alvin and the Chipmunks Chrismus Album, and know about the chipmunk effect. I thought I didn’t need to specify fake record since I already said it was inside Warioware, which I thought people would know is a video game.

I actually am just wondering if this is a good joke by Nintendo or it isn’t really there. Does anyone own this game? I’d like to hear what happens.

I have it, and just tried it on my own. Like most “hidden messages,” it’s gibberish if I’m not reading the caption of what it’s supposed to be saying while doing it. Besides, if it were an intentional joke message, it would, you know, make sense in some way.