I think I broke my groan bone.
It would bear an unmistakable bumpersticker: Honk if You Love Cheeses!
Blessed are the cheesemakers
With reference to the current ‘oral sex’ thread - do you not think that this promotion would give rise to its very own bumper-sticker ‘I ATE THE VIRGIN MARY LAST NIGHT’.?
Much sought after by young studs, and banned by the Catholic church 
This thread is enough to make the Baby Cheeses weep.
Cheeses of Nazareth would be an excellent name for a cheese store in Jersalem.
And remember kiddies, Cheeses is the rocque
Fondue on to others…
…as you would have them fondue unto bleu.
Stop! I camembert it…
Well, that’s metaphorical. It’s meant to refer to producers of all dairy products.
What I want to know is, what’s the schedule for the Our Lady of The Griddle tour? Is she coming to a city near me?
I don’t care if it rains or freezes, long as I got my grill-ed cheeses…
To the tune of Whitesnake’s Here I go Again:
I don’t know where I’m going
But, I sure know where I’ve been
Hanging on the promises
In grilled cheese of yesterday
An’ I’ve made up my mind
I’m gonna cash-in big-time
And now Mary is my friend
Mary is my best friend
Tho’ I keep trying different toasters
I never seem to find what I’m looking for
Oh Lord, I pray
I need an image to gaze upon
Here in my tasty grilled cheese
To bring the masses falling to their knees
Chorus
And now I seems that I can’t eat my Provolone
‘Cause the Virgin Mary’s gone and called it home
All I wanted was a sandwich of my own
An’ I’ve made up my mind
I’m gonna cash-in big-time
And Mary is my friend
Mary is my best friend…ad cheeseatum
I hope she performs some songs from the musical classic “Cheese & Rice, Superstar.” Music by Andrew Lloyd Webber, Lyrics by Tim Rice.
I saw the sandwich yesterday. It bleu my mind.
You need to contact Kraft and tell them you have a jingle…
Cheese and Rice
Superstar.
We’ll make your ass fat
Nomatta Where U are!
Special props to Sevo who obviously was avoiding work by thinking about cheese.
Nicely done.
Roadies with the munchies.
a la Monterey, my dear Watson.
Cheeses of Nazereth
Mmm…Sacrilicious
I just know we are all going to hell for this thread. At least we will get to take a group photo (say cheese!) and I will get to meet Shirley Ujest…
Annie, you know you’ve ruined that song for me forever, doncha? Nevertheless, you and Sevo need to head to Nashville. Fame and fortune or a home in the sticks await you.
Sounds to me like the perfect place to serve cottage cheese.
You are my first husband and you are stalking me, aren’t you?