[singing] Headin out to Edam, YAAAY, Brother…
Now I feel like belting out “Ave Velveeta”, or perhaps…
The Lord is my cheddar, I shall not want
He maketh Brie to lie down in green pastures
He leadeth me beside the Stilton waters
He reSwisseth my hole
He leadeth me in the paths of Gjetost-ness for his name’s sake
Jar(lsburg), tho’ I walk through the valley of the asiago of death, I will fear no evil
For thou (hav)art(i) with me
Thy rod and thy staff they rocquefort me
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine Edamies
Thou anointest my HEAD (get it?!?!?) with oil
My cup romano’th over
Surely Gouda and Marscapone shall follow me all the days of my life
And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord for Feta
This thread makes me wonder just what sort of wheel Ezekiel really saw…
scotandrsn, I’ve printed out your post and plan to have it laminated and hang it in my kitchen.
opening bands:
Napalm Sunday
Guns n Moses
Def Sheppard
Crosby, Stills, and a tortilla with Jesus’ face on it
Forgive them Cheeses, they know not what they fondue.
I am sure this Grilled Cheese Tour will end up at Our Gouda Lady of Velveeta.
Just as long as it doesn’t fall into the hands of the Edamites.
COME BACK! I CAN CHANGE!!! Oh wait, I’ve never been married. Never mind.
You know she’d been on a European tour before, right? I saw her performance in Limbourg, but it stunk.