Chelsea motherfucking Clinton.............

Please news websites of the World, stop with this Chelsea Clinton bullshit. One more picture of that ugly bitch and I will go crazy.

White House Dog marries Kosher Boy. Costing millions in taxpayer dollars. Father fucking cheerleader during reception. Chelsea is into whips, chains, leather and farting.

Honestly, isn’t this cunt married already? Her father was President, what 10 years ago?

You realize the same stupid coverage happened when one of the Bush [del]drunks[/del] daughters was getting married right?

You’re a class act all the way.

Here you go. Glad to help.

I think you’ve got the wrong tense there.

It’s a publicly financed wedding? Or are you just making shit up?

He may be alluding to the fact that there is a lot of secret service security. Plus tons of state and local policing going on. That’s Chelsea’s fault for being so ugly, though.

Here’s an idea: Go outside.

She does remind me of the purported reason that LBJ named called his daughter “Linda Bird” . . . 'cause “Linda Dog” would have been too cruel.

On the other hand, she does strike me as possibly one of those rare women who grow into their looks as they get older. Her mom was one, apparently.

Actually, the federal government is achieving a small surplus on the wedding. It’s a democrat function after all.

That’s “ugly”? She just looks average; perhaps a notch above average. Certainly not ugly.

Great, one asinine statement follows another

I thought she was a cute but oddly featured kid (had her mom’s features which she had to grow into) but is a hotty now. I think she may have had a bit of nose work done. Anyway- she’s smokin’.

It was a joke, I say it was a joke, son.

I could give two shits about the Bush daughters, but I thought our OP would want the “Well Bush was worse” response out of the way early.

I stand corrected, my apologies- just one asinine statement than:D

Agree. You should have stopped here.

She’s mildly unattractive, but one can’t choose the looks they have. Relax.

Wow, anti-semite and raving looney. Nice.

Grossly overstated media hysteria by most accounts. Chelsea was born into a now-prominent family, whose mother is a target for terrorists. There is no way the Secret Service isn’t going to step in. But millions? Don’t think so.

Drinking + posting = case of the stupids.

What does not being married have to do with her father being president? Or were these just gratuitous comments so you could use the word “cunt”? Why is she a cunt? Because her father is a Democrat? Do pleasant, educated women threaten your manhood?

The Bush drunk had a furtive top-top-secret marriage, no doubt to thwart snipers, yahoos, and manure-flingers. I thought it was probably a wise thing to keep it on the down-low, but kind of sad in a way. Neither the Bush offspring nor Chelsea is America’s sweetheart, but at least Chelsea’s wedding isn’t shameful and secretive.

It would make more sense to do the whole thing at a private estate. The whole area is going to be held hostage to the event. It seems out of character for the low-profile Chelsea Clinton (who really isn’t ugly.)

Wow, thisis what ugly looks like?

Man, most of us are hosed then.

You people (except malkavia and FriarTed) are insane. Yes, Chelsea had the misfortune to have to be on display in the public eye when she was going through her pre-teen awkward stage. But now? IMO she’s one of the hottest hotties in Hottington. Gorgeous.