I just thought I’d mention, while we’re waiting, that my esteemed opponent can now choose whether he’d rather be in arrears by rook and two pawns for a knight, or only three pawns while leaving both my bishops on the board 
Wow. It’s been over a month. I’m sorry I haven’t gotten around to moving yet. Again, WoW has been dominating my free time.
However, considering you are now poised to clean my clock and the fact that I may not be renewing, I have only one honorable move:
Lazlo Malacandra
- e2-e4 e7-e5
- Ng1-f3 Nb8-c6
- Nb1-c3 Ng8-f6
- g2-g3 Bf8-b4
- Bf1-d3 d7-d6
- a2-a3 Bb4-a5
- Qd1-e2 Bc8-g4
- Bd3-b5 0-0
- Bb5xc6 b7xc6
- b2-b4 Ba5-b6
- Nc3-a4 d6-d5
- h2-h3 Bg4-h5
- Qe2-d3 Nf6xe4
- 0-0 Bb6xf2+
- White resigns
It was fun and I actually learned to think more about my game (or lack thereof)!
Fare thee well!