Ever heard of a piece of shit company called Chexsystems? If you haven’t, allow me to introduce them.
Ok, until recently, I chose to bank with Wells Fargo. One day, I ordered checks from them. They sent me a email telling me that I couldn’t order checks at this time because the address I wanted the checks sent to did not match the address they had on file. Fair enough, I’m all for security in banking although it was interesting that I get monthly statements every month but they can’t figure out where to send my checks to. Regardless, I went online, filled out the change of address, waited a few days for the change to process, and re-ordered my checks. Fast forward to 3 weeks later, haven’t seen any checks. I call to inquire why and am informed that they were sent to my former address!! Now these douchebags tell me that they made a mistake and have to put a hard hold on my account because there is a box of checks floating around out there somewhere just waiting to be abused. The only remedy they can think of… I will have to open a new account. This is a major inconvenience because I am leaving in a few days to go out of town on business but ok, I figure when I get home from my trip, I will change my account. They assure me that nothing will go though my account in the meantime. I don’t deposit any money before I leave because I may not be able to get it out on the road. Besides, nothing will clear because these assholes said so.
So while I am gone, they let an auto bill-pay to my ISP go through. Now, I am across the country with no checks and no ATM card, virtually friggin cut off from my bank, yet they let this pass through. It overdraws my account, they add a surcharge, which overdraws it more and adds another surcharge. I get back three weeks later to find out my account is overdrawn by 150 bucks. And then 2 days later,I find out that they have closed my account, but failed to mention that they reported me to a little known service called Chexsystems.
Steaming mad, I utter “Fuck Wells Fargo, I’m going to a competitor”. I go to another bank to open an account only to be told that I have a mark on Chexsystems and therefore not only can I not open an account at this bank, I can’t open an account at ANY bank for three years. I call my WF bank manager who tells me that it sounds like Wells made a mistake but only “corporate” can remove me from Chexsystems. Corporate tells me it looks like Wells made a mistake but only the bank manager can remove me. He refuses and they refuse. I got transferred 11 times at corporate, disconnected twice, and found many seemingly sympathetic people who did absolutely nothing to help.
Now my only option to cash my paycheck is to go to a check cashing place. Guess who is investing in check cashing places these days?..yep, the major banks. Another interesting little irony, it turns out that Chexsystems owns the company that I ordered my checks from, starting this whole fiasco.
Now, I had been a customer for over 7 years, never had an overdrawn account, never bounced a check, didn’t even make a mistake (other than try to order checks), but I am banned from 99% of all of the banks for up to 3 years! I am not alone. Many good folks have been reported to chexsystems due to a mistake by the bank. I had never heard of these chexsystem pricks, neither had my friends, maybe you haven’t. But they are out there and their not so secret goal is to remove people who don’t keep big balances in the bank, from the system. The bank pays them to provide this service because small customers are a nuisance, plain and simple. Think I am making this up? Want to learn more? click here or read this.
These people are fucking with ordinary peoples lives (5 million of them!!) and if you are not making your bank drool with your balance, you could be next.