Keeping up with your Joneses…
Yeah, but it looks like one Spanishesque dental clinic after another.
Hey, I have entry-level AutoCad experience (R10, 11, 12, 13 AND 14)! I’ve drawn award-winning house plans! I can read blueprints! I need a job! I’m young and image-moldable! 
I’m in Texas! Damn! 
Want to see my pretty resume and house plans anyway, just so you know what you’re missing? 
Any openings for Pet Rocks? We have one or two at our company that we’ll trade you for someone…anyone…with a brain. 
My sympathies to Cranky on the location of the in laws. (I grew up near there) My Brother & his wife live in Fahhhhh mington Hills. You’d know them. He drives a Lexus, she drives a minivan.
and tho’ Chi-town is my most favoritest place to visit mags I fear until retirement (ha) I’m stuck in the one place on earth where I have a semi decent reputation.
and on the OP, I don’t have those skills - do ya want me to check with my client base? 