This article in Chicagoist notes the next phase in Chicago’s interesting adult entertainment revolution…Looks like Chicago hookers have discovered twitter and are promoting their services online.
Welcome to the 21st century…
You’ve never heard of Craigslist? 
This thread is not about one of Cecil’s columns, so I will move it from Comments on Cecil’s Columns to Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share.
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I would hope Chicago has online hookers. They’ve been in Youngsown, Ohio for years.
Prostitution (and sex in general) drives all new information technology.
So now we know what Morse, Marconi and A.G. Bell were really up to.
Shouldn’t this be under ‘Straight Dope Chicago’? 
Telegraph porn took a while to download. But just like today, it resulted in a tired arm.
As noted on Coupling, man did not invent fire for warmth. He invented it so he could look at women’s bottoms in the dark.
From an old Robin Williams movie
Teacher: “Why was language invented?”
Student: “To communicate?”
Teacher: “No. To woo women.”
And don’t even get me started on cunieform porn.
“Ashtenalubalirab, WHAT were these tablets doing under your bed?”
And now that it’s gotten some media attention, the police will have to mount a sting operation to bust a few hookers. Tax dollars would be better spent elsewhere…but such is life.
Cuneiporn promoted a very unhealthy image of women: No normal woman has perfectly straight legs with an ass that comes to a point at a perfect 45-degree angle. And don’t get me started on what happens when someone begins mixing his semen with the dirt!