I handed out Chick tracts at Halloween.
throws rotten tomatoes at everybody in thread
pththththhhbbbbb!!!
OK, it was a little rude. But honestly, wouldn’t it be better to take 2 seconds to find out what they are first, then start a discussion with a little meat on it’s bones? I can’t help but notice that hardly anyone is addressing the OP, it’s just a free-for-all calling me a bitch. I don’t care if he’s new, when I was new I made a major boo-boo and got spanked by a mod, shit happens. Merry fucking Christmas!!!
Hey! Neither Lobsang nor I said anything mean about you!
Not sure which is better, but I can tell which is best. It’s secret option #3. In this one you wait for a relatively new user to ask about something that shows up here often but isn’t necessarily clear at first glance.
Then try to be the first pinhead to tell the dummy that google is the answer to all! (Can anyone tell me why we still have GQ since Google is the answer to all?) It might save some bandwith. Just a suggestion.
After seeing “Chick tract” rants for a while, I finally read some threads a few months ago, and figured out what they were. So I missed out on about 9 months worth or so. I always thought they were feminist tracts so just avoided opening them. Now I’m happy for my ignorance to that point as asking someone earlier would have resulted in the same condecending attitude some newer members face.
And now I’m really wondering why GQ exists with the great Google available to us.
Well, we can look at this two ways:
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I am a bitch.
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I accidentally included you in my cyber-tomato-throwing-frenzy.
I’d be inclined to say it was #2, but I have a feeling that’s not what everyone else is going to say. FWIW, I meant it to be funny. Also, cyber-tomatoes don’t stain your clothes. 
It’s so that Q.E.D. can post.
ZING! snort 
Yeh, I tend not to post as much as I would like, ‘cause you usually just get ripped about one thing or the other by the ancient ones. Umm… I mean holy seers, yes, venerable holy seers! Personally, I enjoy reading the witty and clever retorts from this gallimaufry of prickly pears we got here. The ‘Google is God’ mentality is just as annoying as dumb questions, IMO. (No offense, Ghanima, hold those tomatoes!) Even the name irritates me; it sounds like a really bad septic system problem…
[Bill! That part of the lawn’s googlin’ again!
“Just let it be, the smell will go away by tomorrow.”]
or a drastic remedy for irritable bowel syndrome…
[Alice, I’m afraid we’re going to have to google your lower colon.]
I use the service when I must, but this omnipotence thing kinda grates on me.
Ah, well. Fire away, teeming ones…
'yall should try posting on a board where folks really are mean. The 'dope is like a kiddie pool.
That’s gonna cost ya! (Maybe…)
Your profile mentions your homepage, t_d_c. I had a good late night laugh! Thanks!
I really think the phrase “Google is your friend” should bring censure in most cases. And yes, I used said phrase myself in my callow newbieness. But as I’ve stated before, when I pose a question here at SDMB, I’m looking for more than just an answer! I want commentary, digression, disagreement, cites and counter-cites, warnings to take it to the pit, mod chastisement, and eventual kiss and make up. You can’t find that sort of thing on google.
I challenge anyone to say this shouldn’t be the final word on the matter. :dubious:
I love Qadgop the Mercotan. Ever the voice of reason~