As I am the eldest of two girls in the family, I was called “big Sister”.
Do my parents have wacky imaginations, or what!
Bisquik
Goof
BB
each for different reasons. The only one that isn’t obscene is Goof, I got that one for diving for a pop fly during a softball game. I made quite an ass out myself- and I did it mostly on purpose (though if I had managed to keep the ball in my glove I would have been a hero instead of a joke…) But the name stuck.
To my Grandfather: George (although noone I know is named that…)
To my Mother: Pokey (as in the Little Puppy) or Pooh (as in the Bear)
To nearly everyone else: Rusty (which I still hear when I walk around my hometown…)
LiquidLobotomy, I *really * want to know what obscene story could be behind the nickname “Bisquik”…
These are most of the nicknames I can remember:
Les: what my close friends call me (shortened from “Leslie”)
Lester: some nickname that only gained currency among a few people in high school, and not for very long, I might add
Carrots: no, I do not have red hair, but some guy in high school thought it would be fun to name me that… thank goodness it didn’t stick! :eek:
Lazy Lay: a stupid family nickname
Maisarne: see above
Lard, Lardic: more family nicknames
Sarne: see above… the version that has stuck, so far (my sister’s friends even call me that from time to time!) (as if my sibs calling me that in front of our friends wasn’t bad enough… but that I’m used to by now)
Chiwahwah: my mother, of all people, came up with this one… my middle name is Chi Wah (yes, it’s Chinese, and yes, I’ve wanted to change it over the years), and one day she just naturally made the jump to Chihuahua… spelled differently, of course (I hate this one, as even one of our friends calls me this from time to time)
fart: a family nickname that is pretty much interchangeable among me and my sibs
chup chup: see above
booty: a family in-joke that I’ve long since grown tired of
bomber: not what you might think… it has to do with another in-joke involving A-1 steak sauce and production (if you really want to know what “production” means, I’ll explain in another thread; however, I will only entertain serious inquiries from more than 6 people!)
Birthday Queen: a nickname among my friends, arising from the fact that I seem to remember everyone’s birthdays… not hard to do if you’re me! (and keep records of birthdays around in a few places)
Well, that’s the list that I can remember!
Just a note to my friends IRL, if they ever read this… I don’t want you posting inquiries just so I have to explain it later on, okay? (and that goes for you too, Shae… you know who you are!)
hmmm Krissy pissy was the one the kids would yell at me
Granma and my sister call me Stina
My dad called me Big Girl
several online people call me bitch:D
Lets see my last name is grassi so i get names like grosso, grass a**, i’m also called weeds and pork by my 2 friends.
By the way my one friend has the nickname Oprah;j
Lets see my last name is grassi so i get names like grosso, grass a**, i’m also called weeds and pork by my 2 friends.
By the way my one friend has the nickname Oprah;j
Lets see my last name is grassi so i get names like grosso, grass a**, i’m also called weeds and pork by my 2 friends.
By the way my one friend has the nickname Oprah
sorry about that triple post my computer was being weird
… and that is:
ya ug: applied interchangeably among me and my siblings
oh, and one more thing:
A TRIPLE POST?!?!? Death to all triple posters! Just kidding, of course… it happens to the best of us! 
Um, there’s Mia and Mouse.
There’s also some mean usage of my maiden name.
“Screaming Mimi” (family nickname: I grew up with three brothers and all of their friends taunting me, wouldn’t you scream)
“Mia Pia on the potty” (in singsong: kids, go figure)
“Cheeks” a HS description of my ample buttocks.
“Tiger” 