Chimp planned future stone attacks

[Kobal2]

@ralph124c

Why is this a surprise? When i was a kid, the franlin park Zoo (Boston) had a chimpanzee. this guy would save his crap (actually roll it into balls), and fling it at visitors.

The surprise part comes from him planning to stone people later, rather than impromptu ballistic feces. If your chimp had saved a whole week of doodoo for the WE rush of kids, that would have been just as amazing.

@Rocketeer

When I was a kid, I had a volume of (true) zoo stories. One of them was about an elephant who’d been trained to accept coins from zoo visitors (hey, it was a different time) and then drop them into a coin box and ring a bell; when he heard the bell, the keeper would then come out and give the elephant a big gumdrop.

One slow day, with no visitors around, the keeper heard the bell ring. He went out and checked; there was a coin in the box, so he gave the elephant a gumdrop, wondering where the coin had come from, since there was no-one around. After having the same thing happen a few more times, he searched the entire enclosure.

The elephant had set aside a store of coins in an inconspicuous spot, saving them for a slow day.

Niiiice.

[Crown_Prince_of_Irony]

@Kobal2

The surprise part comes from him planning to stone people later, rather than impromptu ballistic feces. . .

I got dibs. . .

BAND NAME!!

Crown Prince and the Impromptu Ballistic Feces